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-   -   How attractive are you? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/how-attractive-you-655215/)

Peepster Feb 16th 2010 9:22 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by creepycrawley (Post 8350103)
Slightly small willy, I'd expect.
Sadly, there are a lot of those types out there. Not small mind you, but just small enough that you wouldn't want to go back for seconds. Jesus I'm so glad I'm not single anymore, it was like a penis lottery out there.

BadgeIsBack Feb 16th 2010 9:27 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by Peepster (Post 8350118)
Sadly, there are a lot of those types out there. Not small mind you, but just small enough that you wouldn't want to go back for seconds. Jesus I'm so glad I'm not single anymore, it was like a penis lottery out there.
Good to see honesty. My wife also admits that size matters and has seen some horrors...not recently - I hope..:p

odyssey Feb 16th 2010 9:32 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
mmm, yes. ok. So where did you say you worked?

Peepster Feb 16th 2010 9:32 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 8350133)
Good to see honesty. My wife also admits that size matters and has seen some horrors...not recently - I hope..:p
Ah yes, there are many troublesome varieties such as the 'button mushroom' or 'miniature toadstool'. Aaarrgghhh

kporte Feb 16th 2010 10:07 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by creepycrawley (Post 8350074)
Seriously??!?
Indeed! How long have you got!:lol:

kporte Feb 16th 2010 10:08 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by Peepster (Post 8350086)
A 9! What did you drop points on?
i failed to give her multiple orgasms on 23rd March 2006.

kporte Feb 16th 2010 10:10 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by creepycrawley (Post 8350103)
Slightly small willy, I'd expect.
I am of average dimensions but wield it like a virtuoso!

kporte Feb 16th 2010 10:13 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 8350112)
Agreed. Unless of course those looks are symptomatic of an underlying cause. I don't find drug addicts very attractive...if that makes sense!

My wife has a beauty of poise, deportment and carriage - which makes her - not just the normal suspects of T & A!
Badge get a grip ffs, you sound like Jane Austen:lol:

BadgeIsBack Feb 16th 2010 10:25 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8350240)
Badge get a grip ffs, you sound like Jane Austen:lol:
:lol:

She's good with it..

kporte Feb 16th 2010 10:43 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 8350265)
:lol:

She's good with it..
Ok Mr Darcy!:lol:

Sally Simpson Feb 16th 2010 10:47 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
In my dreams I'm gorgeous obviously, in reality, it is in the eye of the beholder & I would probably have to hope they were ever so slightly pissed.
I think it may be the blue hair that puts people off:blink::lol:

kporte Feb 16th 2010 10:48 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8350306)
In my dreams I'm gorgeous obviously, in reality, it is in the eye of the beholder & I would probably have to hope they were ever so slightly pissed.
I think it may be the blue hair that puts people off:blink::lol:
You are lovely Sally!:wub:

Call me AL Feb 16th 2010 10:48 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Devilishly, (some would say annoyingly) handsome with a perfectly toned body and the calm demeanor and soft voice of a generous and gifted lover. Doesn't seem fair somehow.

Call me AL Feb 16th 2010 10:49 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by sallyclaire (Post 8350306)
In my dreams I'm gorgeous obviously, in reality, it is in the eye of the beholder & I would probably have to hope they were ever so slightly pissed.
I think it may be the blue hair that puts people off:blink::lol:

Head or pubic?

Sally Simpson Feb 16th 2010 10:52 pm
Re: How attractive are you?
 
Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8350307)
You are lovely Sally!:wub:
Yes, you keep taking the drugs!:thumbsup::lol:

Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 8350308)
Devilishly, (some would say annoyingly) handsome with a perfectly toned body and the calm demeanor and soft voice of a generous and gifted lover. Doesn't seem fair somehow.
Want a look?


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