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How to annoy people. Advice please.
All suggestions gratefully received...
Mine, for starters: Make people repeat something four times, pretending you can't hear them. Always forget to lay a fork at the table for one particular person. Engage shop assistants with flattery when at the front of a long queue. :sneaky: |
Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by brissybee
(Post 9590251)
All suggestions gratefully received...
Mine, for starters: Make people repeat something four times, pretending you can't hear them. Always forget to lay a fork at the table for one particular person. Engage shop assistants with flattery when at the front of a long queue. :sneaky: |
Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9590282)
Why would you want to do that. I crave an easy simple life. Are you married to the other miserable tosser that is posting this evening. I sometimes wonder how people like you function with so much shit going round the brain.
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Well that is guaranteed to annoy her!:sneaky:
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
I like to fiddle with the 'next customer' signs at the supermarket. The look of horror on the customer in front's face that they may end up paying for a stray apple is great fun.
Use the word 'math' instead of maths. If you work in a bloody dvd shop ensure all the disks you let out are scratched just at the thrilling denouement of the film. (Alternatively try going on a website and sling unprovoked insults at people?) |
Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
(Post 9591130)
(Alternatively try going on a website and sling unprovoked insults at people?)
Dénouement ...hmmm I like it... |
Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
(Post 9591130)
thrilling denouement
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Press all the buttons in the lift before you get out.
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Twanging a ladies bra strap really annoys them, particularly if you don't know them.
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by spartacus
(Post 9591363)
Twanging a ladies bra strap really annoys them, particularly if you don't know them.
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by northernbird
(Post 9590282)
Why would you want to do that. I crave an easy simple life. Are you married to the other miserable tosser that is posting this evening. I sometimes wonder how people like you function with so much shit going round the brain.
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by DeadVim
(Post 9591371)
On the blob are we?
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by benny the ball
(Post 9591182)
That is worth karma alone...:thumbup:
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Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
(Post 9591130)
Use the word 'math' instead of maths.
Airplane instead of Aeroplane. :curse: |
Re: How to annoy people. Advice please.
Originally Posted by Amazulu
(Post 9591402)
That would work on me.
Airplane instead of Aeroplane. :curse: |
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