Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
Apr 2nd 2011, 1:38 am
#1
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere South... Not Telling YOU
Posts: 10,959
Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
Need some advice...
Whats the quickest, easiest housework task that creates the BEST im pression..?
I'm willing to spend up to eight minutes doing it... But HE needs to think I was flat out from the time he left the house.. Drove to perf, shopped and drove back via the best pie shop in the known universe...
Any ideas?
Whats the quickest, easiest housework task that creates the BEST im pression..?
I'm willing to spend up to eight minutes doing it... But HE needs to think I was flat out from the time he left the house.. Drove to perf, shopped and drove back via the best pie shop in the known universe...
Any ideas?
Apr 2nd 2011, 2:45 am
#2
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 20,821
Re: Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
De-clutter. Get a few bags or boxes and put everything in there. House will look like a show home. 
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:05 am
#3
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere South... Not Telling YOU
Posts: 10,959
Re: Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:19 am
#4
Officially Bewildered
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
Posts: 5,523
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:22 am
#5
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere South... Not Telling YOU
Posts: 10,959
Re: Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
Excellent idea... Furniture polish on the floors, HE will slip over on the tiles, split HIS head open and we can spend ALL day with me mates in ED
housework problem SORTED!
Apart from cleaning up aftewards...
anyone got any tips on removing dried on blood from grout? Or should I clean it up BEFORE I take HIM to hospital?
housework problem SORTED!
Apart from cleaning up aftewards...
anyone got any tips on removing dried on blood from grout? Or should I clean it up BEFORE I take HIM to hospital?
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:22 am
#6
Officially Bewildered
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
Posts: 5,523
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:25 am
#7
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere South... Not Telling YOU
Posts: 10,959
Re: Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
Did he read MY last post? If not it may not be too late... A nasty blow to the head can cause amnesia... i th ink its your best bet in this situation
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:28 am
#8
Officially Bewildered
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
Posts: 5,523
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:40 am
#9
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere South... Not Telling YOU
Posts: 10,959
Re: Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
furniture polish on floor tiles... Just spray it in the air in everyroom...
Its just worked a treat... Bye guys, i'm off to ED
Pies darling? there are no pies, no you cant have stooped at the pie shop on your way home, no you werent carrying a bag of pies just before you slipped on the tiles and split yer head open...
Honest
Its just worked a treat... Bye guys, i'm off to ED
Pies darling? there are no pies, no you cant have stooped at the pie shop on your way home, no you werent carrying a bag of pies just before you slipped on the tiles and split yer head open...
Honest
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:48 am
#10
Officially Bewildered
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
Posts: 5,523
Re: Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
furniture polish on floor tiles... Just spray it in the air in everyroom...
Its just worked a treat... Bye guys, i'm off to ED
Pies darling? there are no pies, no you cant have stooped at the pie shop on your way home, no you werent carrying a bag of pies just before you slipped on the tiles and split yer head open...
Honest
Its just worked a treat... Bye guys, i'm off to ED
Pies darling? there are no pies, no you cant have stooped at the pie shop on your way home, no you werent carrying a bag of pies just before you slipped on the tiles and split yer head open...
Honest
That way you'll have a bit longer to think up housework avoidance techniques
Apr 2nd 2011, 3:49 am
#11
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
Joined: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere South... Not Telling YOU
Posts: 10,959
Re: Housework avoidance thread part .... Seven hundred thousand and sixty three
Mwah ha ha haha ha ha haaaa
