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Old Jun 27th 2006, 10:35 pm
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Originally Posted by Deer Hunter
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Quality, DH, quality.
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Old Jun 28th 2006, 12:39 am
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Looks like a solar panel to me - nowt to worry about
that's what i thought - wish i never told the wife what the quack said. bloody jacket spud (no butter) and green crap for tea tonight.

when she goes to bed, i'm sneaking off for a pie-floater.....mmmm pie-floater
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Old Jun 28th 2006, 12:43 am
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Originally Posted by Nicky & Dave
Did the doc actually tell you how much of a fat b****** you are? I mean, are you only a little fat b****** or are you a REALLY REALLY fat b******, because the distinction is important I think. I mean are you more like a Jack Black tubby-wubby or more a John Candy hefty-wefty?

Either way, you got two choices - get yourself on a diet or relax, put your feet up with a nice pint and a pile of cream cakes!

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I prefer to think of myself as a Homer fat b******.

But i have become rather nervous since the decision on commercial whaling the other week.............

Duck - harpoon

TB - no its not an acronym for Tubby B*****d!
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Old Jun 28th 2006, 1:41 am
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I always find that not eating helps. Or some family trauma that stops you thinking about food. Or even immersing yourself in work. Or just drinking lots of water, then eating fruit when you get home and not even thinking about all those chocolate bars and crisps and...
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Old Jun 28th 2006, 8:36 pm
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Originally Posted by Caledonia2006
Or some family trauma that stops you thinking about food.
Ah, so that's the secret - murder your family. Of course! Why didn't I think of it sooner! I can just see me now, standing in the dock, facing a life sentence for beating Dave to death with a celery stick, and my defence is 'sorry m'lud, I needed to take my mind off food!' - That'll do it then!


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