Has anyone seen this one
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:08 am
#31
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by herrchook
Sent on behalf of Margaret.........
The "F" Word...
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
The "F" Word...
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:12 am
#32
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by WendyC
Francessca, I think
thought
it
was
Jessica
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:13 am
#33
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by herrchook
No bother. 
Crap day so I'm off to get an earlyish night. c ya.
Gill
Crap day so I'm off to get an earlyish night. c ya.Gill
Night Gill, hope tomorrow is better
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:14 am
#34
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
i
thought
it
was
Jessica
thought
it
was
Jessica
It is Jessica....
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:16 am
#35
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
i
thought
it
was
Jessica
thought
it
was
Jessica
Are
we
all
going
to
talk
like
this
now
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:18 am
#36
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Are
we
all
going
to
talk
like
this
now
we
all
going
to
talk
like
this
now
I
Just
thought
it
might
make
Wendy
feel
better
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:19 am
#37
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
or?i?can?do?this?if?its?better
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Are
we
all
going
to
talk
like
this
now
we
all
going
to
talk
like
this
now
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:23 am
#38
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by WendyC
or?i?can?do?this?if?its?better
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:25 am
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Margaret, we have almost reached our 1000 posts 
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:25 am
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
how?do?ya?do?it
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
did ya get the resolve? it might help
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:28 am
#41
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Margaret, we have almost reached our 1000 posts
I know, i'm so ashamed, what a big saddo i am
, but ave had a few laughs along the way
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:29 am
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by WendyC
how?do?ya?do?it
I'm on the wine again...am I talking crap?
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:31 am
#43
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by Margaret2
I know, i'm so ashamed, what a big saddo i am , but ave had a few laughs along the way
, but ave had a few laughs along the way It's taken 5 mins to type this FFS
My sons gonna kill me it's his PC
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:33 am
#44
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
Originally Posted by WendyC
I have beat you both to it
It's taken 5 mins to type this FFS
My sons gonna kill me it's his PC
It's taken 5 mins to type this FFS
My sons gonna kill me it's his PC
God
you
are
so
dead
Feb 2nd 2006, 9:35 am
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Re: Has anyone seen this one
tell him the computer has a virus! 
