The guy in the same office as me
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Thankfully due to the nature of my work I don't spend too long in the office bit I have a new person sharing the space who-
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep
Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly
Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep

Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly

Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits
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Thankfully due to the nature of my work I don't spend too long in the office bit I have a new person sharing the space who-
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep
Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly
Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep

Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly

Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits


#3
Thankfully due to the nature of my work I don't spend too long in the office bit I have a new person sharing the space who-
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep
Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly
Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep

Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly

Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits

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Thankfully due to the nature of my work I don't spend too long in the office bit I have a new person sharing the space who-
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep
Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly
Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep

Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly

Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits

[1] Kill him
[2] Avoid prison by filming and posting on UTube
[3] Let your stalker on him
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Thankfully due to the nature of my work I don't spend too long in the office bit I have a new person sharing the space who-
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep
Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly
Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits
Falls asleep at his desk
Farts whilst asleep

Belches
Devours his daily apple like I noisy machine
Flosses his teeth at his desk
Slurps his coffee really loudly

Maybe as I get older I am less able to deal with such things!
Also maybe his is writing a very similar thing about my bad habbits

#10
I'm always amazed at what. Makes people mad. I'm deaf so can't hear these sort of things so don't know how annoying they are.
Are they really that annoying or just nuisances? The ladies I worked with used to get cross about someone who sniffed al the time.
Are they really that annoying or just nuisances? The ladies I worked with used to get cross about someone who sniffed al the time.
#11
I worked with a guy who used to clip his nails at his desk and then make a little pile of clippings before putting them in the bin. Sometimes one or 2 would go pinging off, once one landed on my desk. Minging!!
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I then left school
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I'm too bloody busy to be annoyed by my colleagues.... no doubt I am pretty bloody irritating to work with though
#15
We had a guy that used to cut his toenails and they would fly off everywhere.




