The great aussie barbie, what a laugh. I attended a neighbours barbie a few weeks ago, whilst I was standing quietly eating my tofu burger their eight year old son slang a baguette across the garden hitting me full in the face and rendering me unconsious. The swelling and bruising have almost gone now although I fear the mental scars may never heal. Since this incident I have a deep mistrust of eight year olds and cane furniture because it groans when you sit on it and leaves angry red stripes across your bare buttocks.

Sorry but

You big girly, Slam... a tofu burger?

You'll never last here. Give up now and go back to England.


I know another activity which leaves angry red stripes across your bare buttocks. Are you interested?

PS... It's 'slung'... and 'stung'... though I do like slang....

When they do this, laugh out loud and then when nobody's looking quietly take his hand and place it on the grill. Guarenteed he won't be throwing anything any time soon. Oh, and bamboo will also leave angry red stripes across his bare buttocks.

Oooh, Dorothy, you're so evil.


I like it.

Okay I'll ask, why were your buttocks bare?!?

You mean you dress for bbq's?

Weird!

I know another activity which leaves angry red stripes across your bare buttocks. Are you interested?

Hmmm i might be........

I just betcha are.

Yes, I am. And thank you.

Hubby wants to know when your next bbq is.

More to the point, when's your next bbq?

I was wearing my new "arseless" boardshorts

I'd like to see that!

If you come to Perth iPom, you will be my guest of honour......hubby told me to tell you that. Do you like my avatar then?