Re: the grass ain't greener!!!!!!
 

Had to reply...read his bit again :D

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...&postcount=201

Re: the grass ain't greener!!!!!!
 

I'll just do the original posting ... I may have missed some vital subtleties ...

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...respects...Oz...huge!!!

...country...vast...women...idiots

...hates the scots...you just can't get away from them

I don't get it (no surprise there - ed)

I just don't get it? (very frustrated - ed)

I think that I will explode... (woh, get some kleenex - ed)

Aussies...friendly...majority...chat...you're...ho noured...

Bloody idiot...my husband...sexually assaulted...aussie man!!!!

...come to australia...honey...the grass...YES...mental...drugs here too, its just like the UK.

Aboriginals...class citizens...according to Mr Aussie man.

My opinion...has a long way to go in terms of moving forward...and before you say it ...YES I am going home...praise the Lord!!!
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Re: the grass ain't greener!!!!!!
 

Excellant :D

I'd karma you for that if you could be arsed about it, and I didn't need to spread :D

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ROFPML :D :D

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Precisely as predicted I'd say. Even Plankton stuck his fat ignorant head round the corner...

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Plankton :D Made a rainy day in Perth much brighter Hutch. To me he is a really nasty piece of work.

Re: the grass ain't greener!!!!!!
 

Was there ever any doubt? :rolleyes: Just have to wait until everyone's home from work and it'll all kick off. Same old, eh?

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Typical women :mad:

Actually there is some truth to the OP but it is wrong to make sweeping remarks across all of OZ. In Melbourne for example there has been none that I have seen of either male/female or white/colour or Oz/Pom/Kiwi.

I strongly disagree with Aussies not liking Brits or Kiwis. Have had too much positive feedback to come to any such conclusion.

Kiwi

Re: the grass ain't greener!!!!!!
 

Yep.

Here are the official guidelines:

1) Person A makes post lambasting Australia.
2) Person B (previously identifed as being officially very unhappy with living in Australia) replies saying "Totally agree, but give it five minutes and the rose-tinters will be along to slag you off." This step requires at least 3 x :rolleyes: emotes.
3) Person C (previously identified as being officially very happy with living in Australia) replies saying "Sorry you don't like it. Where are you living?"
4) Person D (previously identified as being officially bored shitless with such posts) replies saying "And it's soooooooo unlike the UK".
5) Person B pops up again and says "Don't you slag them off, they've got just as much as right to discuss Australia - not everyone loves it here you know!!!" This step requires at 5 x :rolleyes: and an optional :mad: or :(
6) Person A responds to Person B saying "I live in wangdangadingdong but not for long because I'm going back to the UK and it's stately homes, real pubs and Little Chefs"
7) Person E (previously identified as being even-handed and pragmatic in all matters except the mineral boom in Perth) then replies saying "Perhaps it's where you're living. Have you considered trying somewhere else?"
8) Person F (previously identified as being very new and somewhat upset about the number of 'immigrants' that are 'flooding' into the 'UK) then says "Well **** off back to the UK and give me your visa, you knob"
9) Person B then replies again saying "Isn't it funny how all those people criticising Person A are still in the UK". This requires at least 8 x :rolleyes: and a daring :zzz: or two.
10) Person G (previously identified as a self-serving troll with a total and complete hatred for Australia and Australians and probably women and intelligent people too) then replies saying "Godzone, mateship, bananas, isolated, hoons, bogans, suburbs."
11) Person H (previously identified as being the self-serving trolls pedant-in-waiting) then chips up from elsewhere in the auditorium in a squeeky voice "Yea godship, matezone, lettuces, choons, hogans"
12) Person A makes no further appearances, but the thread rattles along on the wings of hatred for another 7 pages of bile and vindictiveness before a mod closes it saying "I think this thread has run its course".

Repeat every 10 days until you PM Sue to delete your username.

Re: the grass ain't greener!!!!!!
 

LMAO

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think I have been everything but A and B there Hutch

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Class ... I must have missed the lettuce controversy ...

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You liar :p

Hutch, I don't know why you said Person A, B C etc, I have names for all those people. Brilliant by the way but you can't have karma because I need to spread and I'm not cheap ;)

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[QUOTE=moneypen20]
Hutch, I don't know why you said Person A, B C etc, I have names for all those people. QUOTE]
Come on then enlighten us, including which is you of course :D

Re: the grass ain't greener!!!!!!
 

[QUOTE=fraser]I'm possibly C but more likely E :D . I don't think the others need introducing to anyone who has posted more than once ;)