Gordon Brown
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Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 8,067

Right,
Time to get dinner on the go..
see you later maybe.
Time to get dinner on the go..
see you later maybe.
#71
Gordon Brown goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused."
The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised...you're a ******."
The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised...you're a ******."
#73
gordon brown is out jogging and accidentally falls int a very cold river.
three boys see the accident
without a second thought,they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet brown
brown says "boys,you saved my life and deserve a reward,you name it and i'll give it to you"
the first boy says "i'd like a holiday to disneyland"
brown says "certainly"
the second boy says "i'd like an MP3 player"
brown says "no problem"
the third boy says "and i'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it"
brown says "but you're not handicapped."
the boy replies "no,but i will be when my dad finds out i saved you from drowning!"
three boys see the accident
without a second thought,they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet brown
brown says "boys,you saved my life and deserve a reward,you name it and i'll give it to you"
the first boy says "i'd like a holiday to disneyland"
brown says "certainly"
the second boy says "i'd like an MP3 player"
brown says "no problem"
the third boy says "and i'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it"
brown says "but you're not handicapped."
the boy replies "no,but i will be when my dad finds out i saved you from drowning!"
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Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 8,067

gordon brown is out jogging and accidentally falls int a very cold river.
three boys see the accident
without a second thought,they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet brown
brown says "boys,you saved my life and deserve a reward,you name it and i'll give it to you"
the first boy says "i'd like a holiday to disneyland"
brown says "certainly"
the second boy says "i'd like an MP3 player"
brown says "no problem"
the third boy says "and i'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it"
brown says "but you're not handicapped."
the boy replies "no,but i will be when my dad finds out i saved you from drowning!"
three boys see the accident
without a second thought,they jump into the water and drag out the soaking wet brown
brown says "boys,you saved my life and deserve a reward,you name it and i'll give it to you"
the first boy says "i'd like a holiday to disneyland"
brown says "certainly"
the second boy says "i'd like an MP3 player"
brown says "no problem"
the third boy says "and i'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it"
brown says "but you're not handicapped."
the boy replies "no,but i will be when my dad finds out i saved you from drowning!"
- that's a better one
#75
I f**king hate socialists and this wanker is as socialist as they come.
Definition of a socialist: A condom on a prick of progress.
Definition of a socialist: A condom on a prick of progress.






I take it none of us are voting for his party today then?