I will try to get him pregnant tomorrow night, then he'll have to stay.

good lad.. shall I lend you a bar of soap for the shower time?

I'm ok, he can't hold his drink, i'll inseminate him when he's drunk.

you all look happy and suntanned. hope you enjoyed, your wine encouraging ways led me to lay on the settee all day today except for infrequent visits to the toilet to be sick. Ended up in the pool at 1am until 2.30 - the neighbours were not impressed.

Any tips required for him to stay are greatfully received.. Pollyana is relying on us lot!

Em x

sometimes you need to let people go to keep them forever. i went back twice and then realised how rubbish it was.

Thank god.. your current sobriety since meeting you throughout 2009 whilst I spent the majority hungover and pathetic was un-nerving to say the least! hell yes, 2010 will be our drink entrenched year Viv!

Em x

I went back once (ok.. twas only from Birmingham!), and once was enough... love the family and the area I grew up in, but I had moved on too much...

Em x

You may say it, and thank you kind sir

Tooheys Extra Dry acksherly

I know that feeling! He says it every time we go out!

LETTING him leave?! I will tie him to his own coffee table if it stops him getting on that plane except that then he'd hate me for it........

Will there be photos from that too?

I'll give you the cable ties

I know you wouldnt let him leave.. I am now thinking you might be our trump card? I am thinking along the lines of a pontiac firebird...

Em x

if I had the power to make him stay, I'd have convinced him by now. Unfortunately whatever else I can talk him into, staying in Aus isn't part of it and to be fair to Bernie, we have spent many hours talking about it, and although I don't like it, I can kind-of understand why he is going.

You will all fail.....................................miserably

You mean you didn't fancy kporte's offer?

Nice offer but dont fancy Kporte

You don't know my plan yet...