kporte

I thought I had deleted my account only to find I am still here!
How is a man to break an addiction!

Anyway, I am off to the UK to visit my old mum and dad in June after taking advantage of the recent cheap flights.
I will let you know if it has gone to the dogs but I imagine not.
I didn't really want to go but my wife banged on about going back for some quality time rather than a funeral so heh ho off I go.
I will look forward to an IPA and a fish supper but am worried that even in June, a pair of thongs and shorts may be inappropriate.

MP did say I would be back. smartarse.

Sally Simpson

So, if you're not going until June, isn't it a bit early for the goodbyes?

Honestly, some people are real drama queens!

kporte

wasn't a goodbye silly! just quite excited about seeing me old mum and dad and to be honest auld reekie as well!

Sally Simpson

Seriously though, it has got to be good just to be going for a visit rather than a crisis!

kporte

Sure. Now that the deal is done I am really looking forward to it.
Already thinking about the goodbyes though, 2 years ago was horrendous with my mum broken hearted
Funny what goes through your head eh?

moneypenny20

Sorry My girls went around in thongs and shorts when we visited last june/july but they are teenagers with hot bods, you may not get away with the look quite so well

Have a great trip.

kporte

How do you know I don't have a hot bod?

moneypenny20

I don't. I was making assumptions. I'm sorry,

Sally Simpson

Let's see it then!

kporte

I'd post a photo but the last thing I need is more female attention

Sally Simpson

Scaredy cat!

kporte

You don't how hard it is fending off all these women, especially as I am happily a one woman guy!
I have even taken to wearing a fat suit to put them off.
If you see me out, that's a fat suit remember. and a halloween mask.

moneypenny20

I don't know how women could resist you, even in the disguise.

Sally Simpson

G'night!

kporte

It's my personality isn't it?