Gobsmacked!!!
May 19th 2006, 5:30 pm
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Gobsmacked!!!
I'm walking back from dropping daughter at the school disco when this young bloke about 20ish runs past me and chucks a pair of pants (men's) on the pavement. :scared:
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
May 19th 2006, 5:33 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by suzy
I'm walking back from dropping daughter at the school disco when this young bloke about 20ish runs past me and chucks a pair of pants (men's) on the pavement. :scared:
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
May 19th 2006, 5:34 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by Hutch
Haha! Too funny! Did you check to see if you were on a hidden camera show? Maybe Derren Brown lurking in the bushes?
Ah never thought of that.
I've got to go back and pick up at 7pm so I'll have a look.
May 19th 2006, 5:38 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by suzy
I'm walking back from dropping daughter at the school disco when this young bloke about 20ish runs past me and chucks a pair of pants (men's) on the pavement. :scared:
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
Blimey Suzy it all happens in your village doesn't it!!!
May 19th 2006, 5:46 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by ub40fan
Blimey Suzy it all happens in your village doesn't it!!!
Don't know why am I paying for a TV licence when I can be entertained for free
May 19th 2006, 6:19 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Only ONE sock in the road now. Perhaps a squirrel knicked it for a bed. 
Things like this didn't happen when I lived in London
Things like this didn't happen when I lived in London
May 19th 2006, 6:47 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
smile your on candid camera
May 19th 2006, 6:53 pm
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Thats mad. Well when he gets back in you tell him his dinners in the bin.
May 19th 2006, 8:16 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by suzy
I'm walking back from dropping daughter at the school disco when this young bloke about 20ish runs past me and chucks a pair of pants (men's) on the pavement. :scared:
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
May 19th 2006, 8:25 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by suzy
I'm walking back from dropping daughter at the school disco when this young bloke about 20ish runs past me and chucks a pair of pants (men's) on the pavement. :scared:
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
He then pulls 2 socks out of his pocket and chucks them on the pavement too.
The local loonytune is meandering around and goes and picks up the pants and puts them in her basket
Meanwhile bloke has jumped on the waiting bus, looneytune has pulled pants out of basket and is standing in the middle of the road waving them at the bus.
I'm standing there watching and thinking I've wandered into some parallel universe or I got p****d and didn't realise it.
Better than the TV that's for sure
May 19th 2006, 8:57 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by suzy
Only ONE sock in the road now. Perhaps a squirrel knicked it for a bed.
May 19th 2006, 9:44 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by possoms
maybe that mad old woman has stuffed some budgies in it
Dahling - please - so common
May 19th 2006, 9:53 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by suzy
Budgie smugglers in Buckinghamshire. :scared:
Dahling - please - so common
Dahling - please - so common
May 19th 2006, 9:57 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by possoms
Suzy; you told me ages ago there was a mad woman on your terraced street, that kept zillions of budgies
Do you know what budgie smugglers are
May 19th 2006, 9:58 pm
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Re: Gobsmacked!!!
Originally Posted by possoms
Suzy; you told me ages ago there was a mad woman on your terraced street, that kept zillions of budgies
And sorry but what is exactly is a terraced street?