Girls Night Out...
#1
Girls Night Out...
Well it is Friday...
A few women had gone for a girl's night out and had gotten somewhat over
enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither one of them
had anything to wipe with. One of the women thought she would take off
her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use
that.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" the other husband replied, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you."
A few women had gone for a girl's night out and had gotten somewhat over
enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither one of them
had anything to wipe with. One of the women thought she would take off
her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use
that.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" the other husband replied, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you."
#2
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,233
Re: Girls Night Out...
Originally Posted by steve99
Well it is Friday...
A few women had gone for a girl's night out and had gotten somewhat over
enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither one of them
had anything to wipe with. One of the women thought she would take off
her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use
that.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" the other husband replied, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you."
A few women had gone for a girl's night out and had gotten somewhat over
enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither one of them
had anything to wipe with. One of the women thought she would take off
her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use
that.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" the other husband replied, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you."
#3
Re: Girls Night Out...
Originally Posted by gedge
For a minute there I thought you were trying to organise a girls night out... one where you are the only bloke. Brave, very brave.
#4
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,233
Re: Girls Night Out...
Originally Posted by steve99
#5
Re: Girls Night Out...
Originally Posted by gedge
It might be worth a try though, you could get lucky