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Is that what I've got to look forward to? Nice to know

I need someone to shoot me now

Really? That's never ever happened to me? Totally alien to me. What were we talking about?

Dunno, must be miy age, my mind has gone blank (again)......I need someone to shoot me before I get older but I guess I'll have to go home first, after all this is Australia and there won't be any guns cos there isn't any crime here

You've read too much BE. It's not really like that you know. You'll be believing drop bears next.

Another time another place different mentality, i would have been only too happy to oblige

There's a couple of them in the tree in my garden. They fall on unsuspecting people whop itch camp beds on the lawn

I bet you would , can't I tempt you into a bit of mercy-killing?

Oh im at work today dont mention mercy killing

I may be getting old but at least I can still provide a thread for people to chat back and forth to each other. I can sleep peacefully now.

Kids a bit noisy today are they

No you can't, you can stay online and chat!!!

I would do...if my connection (internet) would work!

Stick another 5 bob in the meter ya tight arse

Ahh, now you can't blame THAT on old age