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Racht70 Apr 14th 2008 1:30 pm

Funny Aussie ways....
 
I was reading on another Oz forum the other day and some was saying that its not uncommon to see ozzies shopping with no shoes on and even with pj's on! lol
What other oddities can you add...

ex_exile Apr 14th 2008 1:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Racht70 (Post 6209407)
I was reading on another Oz forum the other day and some was saying that its not uncommon to see ozzies shopping with no shoes on and even with pj's on! lol
What other oddities can you add...

True, but its much more of a New Zealand thing....

bridie Apr 14th 2008 1:36 pm

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:lol:

maybe i've been here too long but that does not seem odd anymore....!! :rofl:

the only one that gets me is how they add "but" to the end of a sentence instead of using "though"

e.g. I would say "It's hot though", they say "It's hot but"

:blink:

Reedy Apr 14th 2008 1:38 pm

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Originally Posted by bridie (Post 6209424)
:lol:

maybe i've been here too long but that does not seem odd anymore....!! :rofl:

the only one that gets me is how they add "but" to the end of a sentence instead of using "though"

e.g. I would say "It's hot though", they say "It's hot but"

:blink:

They say 'too easy!!" for everything - even when it's obviously not:blink:

Bernieboy Apr 14th 2008 1:38 pm

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They usually fall over after 2 or 3 weak beers:p

DadAgain Apr 14th 2008 2:05 pm

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I find the use of the word "UnAustralian" as an insult extremely funny. People have described me as "UnAustralian" on occassions which has me in giggles of agreement much to the bemusement of the name-caller since they obviously intended me to be hurt and offended by the suggestion!:rofl:

moneypenny20 Apr 14th 2008 2:06 pm

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I don't hear 'but' - don't know if I zone out or if people round here don't use it. People getting up at silly o'clock and going to bed at 8:30 still seems strange to me even though my husband does it. I'm definitely still in the 'bed at 11(ish) and up not before 9am if I can possibly help it' routine :lol:

Nu-Shooz Apr 14th 2008 2:08 pm

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Originally Posted by Racht70 (Post 6209407)
I was reading on another Oz forum the other day and some was saying that its not uncommon to see ozzies shopping with no shoes on and even with pj's on! lol
What other oddities can you add...

The hair on kids:blink: Big hair do's.

Bernieboy Apr 14th 2008 2:11 pm

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Lazy mods mmm i mean sods going to bed late and lying in til whenever, prob living on benefits too:frown::rofl:

moneypenny20 Apr 14th 2008 2:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 6209501)
Lazy mods mmm i mean sods going to bed late and lying in til whenever, prob living on benefits too:frown::rofl:

:p Unfortunately the "possibly help it" bit only occurs on a Sunday if I'm lucky :frown::lol:

Buttockup Apr 14th 2008 2:26 pm

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There's a lot of grazing going on.

Snacking.

Eating.

Maybe it has to do with the getting up at silly o'clock and going to bed at 8:30 pm as Moneypen said?

Ransi Apr 14th 2008 2:27 pm

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No "th" after dates...

Pomster Apr 14th 2008 2:28 pm

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The way news reports try to highlight how bad something is because it will affect the 'battlers".

It always follows with a picture of a guy with a huge beer gut and a massive bushy beard...I now cannot imagine a battler looking any other way.

Bernieboy Apr 14th 2008 2:32 pm

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Originally Posted by moneypen20 (Post 6209519)
:p Unfortunately the "possibly help it" bit only occurs on a Sunday if I'm lucky :frown::lol:

Im shocked,you should be up early and down to mass praying for your wicked laziness:lol:

JackTheLad Apr 14th 2008 4:12 pm

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Fish and Chip shops shutting at 7:30pm.

All shops shutting half an hour before their advertised closing time. When they say closed at 5pm, they mean the last employee is walking out and locking the door at 5pm. If you turn up at 4:45 you get the look of death, sorry the till is all cashed up, do you have the exact change etc.

Restaurants all closing on a Monday. That in itself is daft. Even dafter, restaurants closing on public holidays. God forbid anyone on holiday might want to go to a restaurant.

And of course, guys in Utes with the obligitory dog tied up in the flat bed in the back.

JTL

Nu-Shooz Apr 14th 2008 4:16 pm

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Originally Posted by JackTheLad (Post 6209776)
Fish and Chip shops shutting at 7:30pm.

All shops shutting half an hour before their advertised closing time. When they say closed at 5pm, they mean the last employee is walking out and locking the door at 5pm. If you turn up at 4:45 you get the look of death, sorry the till is all cashed up, do you have the exact change etc.

Restaurants all closing on a Monday. That in itself is daft. Even dafter, restaurants closing on public holidays. God forbid anyone on holiday might want to go to a restaurant.

And of course, guys in Utes with the obligitory dog tied up in the flat bed in the back.

JTL

That baffled me when i first got here. Shops closing at 4.30pm when they say they are open til 5pm.:confused:

JackTheLad Apr 14th 2008 4:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6209788)
That baffled me when i first got here. Shops closing at 4.30pm when they say they are open til 5pm.:confused:

Another good one here is shops closing in the middle of the day "because they're not busy". And pubs closing early cos they've only got 5 customers, so they just close:blink:.

This isn't out in the sticks either. A couple of years ago, we went to the sports bar in the Crown Casino in Melbourne to watch a Rangers match that they had been advertising all week. When we got there, they were closing up, because not enough people had turned up. The match hadn't even started!!!! This is the 24hr Crown Casino :rolleyes:

JTL

Bernieboy Apr 14th 2008 4:39 pm

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Originally Posted by JackTheLad (Post 6209814)
Another good one here is shops closing in the middle of the day "because they're not busy". And pubs closing early cos they've only got 5 customers, so they just close:blink:.

This isn't out in the sticks either. A couple of years ago, we went to the sports bar in the Crown Casino in Melbourne to watch a Rangers match that they had been advertising all week. When we got there, they were closing up, because not enough people had turned up. The match hadn't even started!!!! This is the 24hr Crown Casino :rolleyes:

JTL

Maybe the manager was a CELTIC fan:thumbup::p

Three Legs Apr 14th 2008 5:14 pm

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28 degrees here today and I've just witnessed three young girlies departing my local Deli wearing the most ridiculous collection of Ugg boots you could imagine ...

Scott of the Antartic stuff I tell thee.

:huh:

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WelshSarah Apr 14th 2008 5:23 pm

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I find "Hows it GOING?" quite funny...

I thought the " hows your new girlfriend going?"

" shes going good thanks!!"

HYSTERICAL!!!

:D

I posted here on expats that the wearing of no shoes really cracked me up!!

Still does!!!:D

WelshSarah Apr 14th 2008 5:25 pm

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Originally Posted by justsarah (Post 6209935)
I find "Hows it GOING?" quite funny...

I thought the " hows your new girlfriend going?"

" shes going good thanks!!"

HYSTERICAL!!!

:D

I posted here on expats that the wearing of no shoes really cracked me up!!

Still does!!!:D

But not as much as their heels eh!! ( some are disgusting!!!:thumbs_down:)

Vash the Stampede Apr 14th 2008 5:53 pm

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All Australian restaurants are shut on Mondays?

:confused:

JackTheLad Apr 14th 2008 6:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6209977)
All Australian restaurants are shut on Mondays?

:confused:

All the ones in Cleveland, Ormiston, Birkdale, Thornside are. Sorry, I can't be arsed travelling further than that for a bit of lunch on my day off.

And ALL chip shops in the above areas shut at 7:30pm. In fact the 2 nearest ones shut at 7:30pm AND are shut on Mondays!

The only food places not shut on Mondays are the big chains like McDonalds, Red Rooster, and the Pizza joints like Dominos and Pizza Hut.

JTL

rabsody Apr 14th 2008 6:06 pm

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Originally Posted by JackTheLad (Post 6209994)
All the ones in Cleveland, Ormiston, Birkdale, Thornside are. Sorry, I can't be arsed travelling further than that for a bit of lunch on my day off.

And ALL chip shops in the above areas shut at 7:30pm. In fact the 2 nearest ones shut at 7:30pm AND are shut on Mondays!

The only food places not shut on Mondays are the big chains like McDonalds, Red Rooster, and the Pizza joints like Dominos and Pizza Hut.

JTL

It's the same round most of the rest of Brisbane too.

rabsody Apr 14th 2008 6:10 pm

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The whole "morning and afternoon tea" thing. A morning tea for someone's birthday, a morning tea for someone leaving, a morning tea for fundraising ... you get the idea. Seems like just an excuse to scoff cakes mid morning to me.

I remember getting here with two little ones and all the mums at playgroup having a "morning tea" prepacked for their little ones. What the? They only had breakfast a couple of hours before!

Kids of four and five years of age being expected to have daytime naps at kindy :confused:

WelshSarah Apr 14th 2008 6:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 6209977)
All Australian restaurants are shut on Mondays?

:confused:


Theres a fab Thai one in Main Beach open apparently......

The owner of my fav Italian restaurant goes there on Mondays when hers is shut!!:eek:

JackTheLad Apr 14th 2008 6:14 pm

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Originally Posted by rabsody (Post 6210007)
It's the same round most of the rest of Brisbane too.

To be fair, Mrs JTL discovered a cafe in a Garden Centre in Chandler that is open on a Monday. So we go there for lunch on Mondays.

JTL

jad n rich Apr 14th 2008 6:23 pm

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Originally Posted by rabsody (Post 6210029)

Kids of four and five years of age being expected to have daytime naps at kindy :confused:


Kids of 11, 12 13 14 being made to watch nemo the fish or shrek videos for the last 3 weeks of term at school :curse:

Colouring in as homework in grade 7.

High school requiring permission slips to wear a sun safe hat not the school cap - queensland at that :eek:

People, even professionals using expressions like coon, slope heads :eek: wog, etc in general conversation and not realising it may offend anyone:eek:

Pyjama wearing adults in supermarkets in winter.

graz79 Apr 14th 2008 6:35 pm

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how about the fact they give the cricket scores backwards :huh:

first time i heard they were 4 for 117 i nearly fell of my chair and wondered how they played the game over here.


and aussie rules...plain odd:rofl: entertaining though:D

JackTheLad Apr 14th 2008 6:59 pm

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Originally Posted by jad n rich (Post 6210072)
Kids of 11, 12 13 14 being made to watch nemo the fish or shrek videos for the last 3 weeks of term at school :curse:

Its making the 16 year olds watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Trainspotting I disagree with :p

JTL

bcworld Apr 14th 2008 7:06 pm

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Originally Posted by DadAgain (Post 6209489)
I find the use of the word "UnAustralian" as an insult extremely funny. People have described me as "UnAustralian" on occassions which has me in giggles of agreement much to the bemusement of the name-caller since they obviously intended me to be hurt and offended by the suggestion!:rofl:

LOL....I love being called unaustralian! Just like 'lay down Sally' - the ULTIMATE unaustralian!

Pollyana Apr 14th 2008 9:40 pm

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Originally Posted by rabsody (Post 6210029)
The whole "morning and afternoon tea" thing. A morning tea for someone's birthday, a morning tea for someone leaving, a morning tea for fundraising ... you get the idea. Seems like just an excuse to scoff cakes mid morning to me.

I remember getting here with two little ones and all the mums at playgroup having a "morning tea" prepacked for their little ones. What the? They only had breakfast a couple of hours before!

Kids of four and five years of age being expected to have daytime naps at kindy :confused:

The constant grazing amazes me - I've just opened a meeting request for a regular 20 minute staff meeting - bring a plate for morning tea! They have to be kidding - last time we had enough food to sink the Titanci, I just refuse polItely otherwise I'd be the size of a house!!

Pollyana Apr 14th 2008 9:41 pm

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Originally Posted by bcworld (Post 6210277)
LOL....I love being called unaustralian! Just like 'lay down Sally' - the ULTIMATE unaustralian!

The ultimate compliment in my book "you are so unaustralian" :D

Fly Away Apr 14th 2008 10:01 pm

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Originally Posted by rabsody (Post 6210029)


Kids of four and five years of age being expected to have daytime naps at kindy :confused:


That's because they have been up since silly o'clock!!:rofl:

JackTheLad Apr 14th 2008 10:09 pm

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Originally Posted by Fly Away (Post 6211059)
That's because they have been up since silly o'clock!!:rofl:

I call it "shut the f**k up" o'clock, we're still sleeping, you little rugrats.


Just cos they're born here doesn't give them the right to wake up at 4 am and be a pain in the arse.

Apparently that right is reserved for old Australians.:rofl: and every f**king neighbour with a lawnmower

JTL

Pollyana Apr 14th 2008 10:22 pm

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Originally Posted by jad n rich (Post 6210072)

People, even professionals using expressions like coon, slope heads :eek: wog, etc in general conversation and not realising it may offend anyone:eek:

Horrifies me hearing them in meetings using terms like that, and also annoys me when they talk Aussie-baby-slang - to hear a bunch of Executive Managers agreeing to continue the discussion "with the ambos this arve" or some such meaningless comment just ruins their credibility :D

Racht70 Apr 14th 2008 10:42 pm

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Ok, is there any Aussie ways that you guys have adopted!!
That is what i was meant to of said at the beginning of the thread:ohmy: Sorry:)

P.S I love the no shoes pj peculiarity, I woundnt do it my self though , well maybe the no shoes bit.

asprilla Apr 14th 2008 11:29 pm

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Originally Posted by Racht70 (Post 6211223)
Ok, is there any Aussie ways that you guys have adopted!!

yep, back in london I would walk quickly. Now I amble along.

bridie Apr 14th 2008 11:41 pm

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Originally Posted by rabsody (Post 6210029)
The whole "morning and afternoon tea" thing. A morning tea for someone's birthday, a morning tea for someone leaving, a morning tea for fundraising ... you get the idea. Seems like just an excuse to scoff cakes mid morning to me.

What's wrong with having plenty of excuses to eat cakes? if only i'd known i'd have moved here years ago?! :thumbup::rofl:

bridie Apr 14th 2008 11:44 pm

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Originally Posted by markallwood (Post 6211455)
yep, back in london I would walk quickly. Now I amble along.

very true.....
and i have to admit to using "how's it going?"
and silly abbreviations like arvo

when in rome... :o:rofl::thumbup:


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