Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects
may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of
Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a Nerd.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your face
kicked in.

PMSL - Love it - the joke and the drink

so funny!! Time for yet??

Not to mention photocopying ones tits on the photocopier at the works party.

past experience....I assume

Been there done that got the t shirt

Im afraid so and I proudly pinned it up on my notice board in my kitchen with the thoughts of 'nobody will guess who they belong to'

Several months later, I invited a mate back to the house who I use to work with.

Smirking approvingly at the wall, he swigged his tea and said 'Are they yours?'

Blushing, I said they belonged to my friend.

You - blushing????? can't get my head round that one

I did indeed.

Another works party, we dressed our dogs up in bra and pants and walked around the streets singing.

We were drunken veterinary nurses. Funny thing was, my little whippet never minded wearing a bra in those days.

Thats nothing - I dress my hound up every halloween - amazing how many more treats you get

Im afraid when I was drunk, I smuggled her into a pub and when we were caught, I insisted she was a hearing dog for the deaf.

Really..........have you no shame...........like you more by the minute

God help Oz when we get there :scared:

God help this forum if we carry on :scared:

Thats if we ever get there. Still waiting on visa - 8 months now.

Yes but if you go - who will I play with

I just dont know

It could be any day now and Im just checking flights to perth and all the good ones have been snapped up.

Won't be long now - can feel it in my water :scared: