scrubbedexpat098

The wife was counting all the 5 cents and 10 cents out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

scrubbedexpat098

The wife was counting all the 5 cents and 10 cents out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

Broad Shoulders

DO: Donate to alzheimers

DO NOT: make sexual innuendos in threads about paedophilia, even if they are about Catholic priests

Broad Shoulders

DO NOT: use terms like "chubster" or "frumpster" in the Thyroid Part [insert latest edition here] thread

mikelincs

Don't double post, without a good reason..

there is never a good reason


but wait..






















Don't waste lost of space in a post with lots of line spaces, just pisses [people off when they get to the bottom.. actually that could be a good idea at times

Tr1boy

I regularly get involved in tubs vs clinchers threads, but it's not what you think.

scrubbedexpat098

I had to post that twice so Paulry'd get it



























Do not: quote a post where the poster has wasted loads of space to piss people off, cos then they'll be pissed off twice and have an episode

scrubbedexpat098

Do: go to the melbourne comedy festival roadshow, Bob Franklin is a legend

mikelincs

Do: if someone has posted a joke you like, then do quote all of it before posting this smiley.

roaringmouse

Do check what you've typed before posting if your fat fingers may cause you to add extra characters.

mikelincs

Spotted that, but I was too late to edit it..

scrubbedexpat098

Ed and Linda met on a singles cruise; Ed fell head over heels for her.



When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true love.



Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Linda to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV.

In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"



Linda paused- responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem.

I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally

honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker." Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

scrubbedexpat098

Do: take the opportunity to use the lav even at the slightest hint of a twinge before commencing a 500k drive with no bogs on the way

if not

Do: take a roll of toilet paper with you, that is if you want to stroll back from your bush shite still wearing socks

cresta57

No she really was a hooker her name was Brian & she played for Hull Kingston Rovers.......

scrubbedexpat098

mmmmmmm bacon