forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
Jun 11th 2013, 10:02 pm
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
Don't: read any of this thread whilst eating - you'll snort your brekkie all over the keyboard!!
Jun 11th 2013, 11:23 pm
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
We've had "the death list" a few times over the years. I won quite early on in January one year. This time my money is on another double, I'm reckoning Phill the Greek & Nelson Mandela before Christmas. Which strangely enough leads me into today's little gem.
Prince Philip and Nelson Mandela die & arrive at the pearly gates. Philip turns to St Peter and says: "By jove! They've even fetched the butler"
I'll get my coat
Prince Philip and Nelson Mandela die & arrive at the pearly gates. Philip turns to St Peter and says: "By jove! They've even fetched the butler"
I'll get my coat
That's too close to the truth!
Jun 12th 2013, 9:00 am
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
I was over the moon today, when my beloved wife who i've not seen for 3 weeks sent me a text saying she loves anal
I've since found out that she's dyslexic, she loves Alan, my best mate
I've since found out that she's dyslexic, she loves Alan, my best mate
Jun 12th 2013, 9:53 am
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
Wait at least until page 5 of any thread before invoking Godwin's Law
Jun 12th 2013, 10:21 am
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
this also will include references to sex in all its forms.
for those too lazy to google Godwin's law, just click here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
also
Don't.. search google etc before asking your question, or if you are wanting to emigrate with your 2 GCSEs, then don't look at any of the immigration forums before asking the best way to get to.....
for those too lazy to google Godwin's law, just click here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
also
Don't.. search google etc before asking your question, or if you are wanting to emigrate with your 2 GCSEs, then don't look at any of the immigration forums before asking the best way to get to.....
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Jun 12th 2013, 10:32 am
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
this also will include references to sex in all it's forms.
for those too lazy to google Godwin's law, just click here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
also
Don't.. search google etc before asking your question, or if you are wanting to emigrate with your 2 GCSEs, then don't look at any of the immigration forums before asking the best way to get to.....
for those too lazy to google Godwin's law, just click here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
also
Don't.. search google etc before asking your question, or if you are wanting to emigrate with your 2 GCSEs, then don't look at any of the immigration forums before asking the best way to get to.....
Jun 12th 2013, 10:45 am
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
Don't make any posts with grammatical or spelling errors, these will be picked up and picked upon. If you do make one, go back and edit it in time, then anyone who has posted the error in a quote will look a bit silly..
Jun 12th 2013, 10:50 am
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i really wish you'd waited til 60 for that, the temptation is killing me.
Jun 12th 2013, 8:46 pm
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
Do not: take yourself too seriously, you'd be truly amazed at what a dick you look
Jun 12th 2013, 8:52 pm
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
Another one: Learn from what triggered previous departures 
Jun 13th 2013, 3:59 am
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Didn't I just address that in the previous post Brrrruce??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj8kMmUxkSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj8kMmUxkSE
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Jun 13th 2013, 5:39 am
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Re: forum survival guide, the do's and don'ts - or How to stay stress free on line
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly,
drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword mightily,
But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead," replied the Jewish Samurai.
"Dead is easy. Circumcision!!!...now THAT takes skill!"
After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly,
drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword mightily,
But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead," replied the Jewish Samurai.
"Dead is easy. Circumcision!!!...now THAT takes skill!"