pink13

If you could be a fly on the wall anywhere anytime where would it be and why? Past Present or Future, Just a bit of fun

I will start,

I would like to be a fly in the Queens bedroom to see if she farts in front of Phillip

Broad Shoulders

you assume they share a room.

pink13

did i say that

but i am sure if they don't she warms the sheets for him some times

DeadVim

Julia Gillard's bedroom to confirm my gaydar isn't malfunctioning.

moneypenny20

I wouldn't be a fly on the wall in my house. I'd be dead as soon as I landed.

Pollyana

I'd like to be a fly on the wall at the next Aussie cricket team selectors meeting....... I bet the conversation will be interesting

Cheetah7

I can imagine old Lizzie lying on the bed - on her back with her legs raised and saying 'Phil, pull ones finger - go on, hurry' and as Phil pulls her finger, she lifts up her bottom a bit further and pushes out a hot smelly guff causing Phil to wrinkle his nose and say 'Good gracious dear, did a rat end its life and decompose in ones bottom?

'You should have seen the brown barge I left down the toilet' The Queen would giggle.

EvannTel

Lol. A late contender for post of the year I fancy. Great imagery.

Bernieboy

TAKE HER TO THE TOWER !!!!!!!!

brissybee

Had just this conversation last night... I mean, how can a woman romantically involved with a hairdresser have roots like that?

Cheetah7

Oh but Phil, have you seen my sex toys, one cannot possibly have a good night without ones sex toys'

'Darling, I would have thought ones royal cock would have been more than enough for one, although I would liken it to throwing a sausage down a hallway as it is a tad saggy down there'

'Philly darling, I beg you not to talk about ones genitalia in such fashion, after all 'she' was like a cruise liner and gave immense pleasure and a good ride to you in times of need, do be grateful darling'

'In times of need, I beg to differ, I lost half of my family and myself up there and possibly some of the crown jewels'

steve`o

i was considering adding PP to the most missed poster
( i just assumed she`d been take by aliens and a clone left in her place )
but having read the bove
shes back

Kooky.

You obviously saw the same bit of footage I did - I thought the same.

DeadVim

Yup, a distinct lacking a rooting happening over at Chez Gillard

Cheetah7

The Queen was busy planning her royal waxing appointment, this is where her beaver gets waxed with purple wax - not ordinary wax and is commonly known in Buckingham Palace as a royal waxing.

'Darling one could do that with gaffer tape' Phillip sighed as stared in the mirror trying to pluck hair from his nose with the royal tweezers.

Lizzie giggled and replied 'Do not be so silly, the gaffer tape is not purple so it could not possibly work'

(sounds of knocking at the door in royal fashion of course)

Puffing his chest up, Phillip says in a deep voice 'Enter'

'Her Royal Majesty, the therapist has arrived to wax ones royal quim' said the lady in waiting.

Ten minutes later the Queen is having her royal minge waxed and Phillip is discussing the whole situation with Charles.

'She is not as feminine as one would think' Phillip said as he sipped on his royal tea.

'Why not?' Charles demanded, not really wanting to hear it.

'Well she has this habit of asking me to pull her finger and then letting one off and she has taken to running round the room naked, showing ones royal muff off'

'Is that the worst of it Daddy?' Charles asked in royal mortification

'No, it is not, it gets worse' Phillip said shaking his head and then added 'It is the naked riding of the horses I really object to, the stable hand was stuck to the saddle for quite some time afterwards'.