biggy

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers
out.... "Pa, You need to go out and fix the
outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the
outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and
fix it."

So.......Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks
around and yells back, "Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with the
outhouse! "

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that
hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to
see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks
around and yells back, "Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with this
outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the
hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then
starts yelling, "Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the
toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it?!"

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