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Why girls shouldnt go to "girls nights" after married

Old Sep 18th 2006, 6:24 am
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!".

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up I cuckooed another nine times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him (even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why, he said "well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted".
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Old Sep 18th 2006, 6:29 am
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Lmao!!!!!:d :d :d :d

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Old Sep 18th 2006, 8:09 am
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Pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least you tried!
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Oh the wonders of alcohol - you obviously think you are clever on it whilst I think that I am gorgeous
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Default Re: Why girls shouldnt go to "girls nights" after married

Originally Posted by Hels Bells
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!".

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up I cuckooed another nine times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him (even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why, he said "well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted".
You know what?? I can just imagine that !!
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Originally Posted by Hels Bells
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!".

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up I cuckooed another nine times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him (even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him why, he said "well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit!" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted".

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Sounds like my kind of night out
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Go girl....teehee..
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Old Sep 18th 2006, 12:22 pm
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Soooo funny! Mind you didn't know such things existed anymore!!! (Cuckoo clocks that is!)
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PMSL ................nice one

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Old Sep 18th 2006, 12:34 pm
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funniest thing I have read in ages!
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Thats so funny.
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PMSL at your night out
Hey when is your next night out and can I come??
Sounds like a right laugh!!
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Oh!! hehe...

Umm...this is a joke that was emailed to me. I didnt think people would think it was me that actually did this!!

If it were me, I just wouldnt have worried about doing the cuckoo sounds, just would have told it to shut the hell up!!
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