The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Closed Thread Subscribe

Thread Tools

Jul 3rd 2015, 11:48 am

#1396

SoCalDon

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Jan 2013

Location: Sugarloaf, QLD

Posts: 2,004

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by themajor

then he went to England

and choked to death on

Jul 3rd 2015, 12:39 pm

#1397

themajor

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Mar 2015

Location: Paphos Cyprus

Posts: 1,833

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalDon

and choked to death on

Curry, but was saved by

Jul 3rd 2015, 8:30 pm

#1398

macmike41

Lost in BE Cyberspace

Joined: Apr 2004

Location: Markham ON Canada

Posts: 5,430

macmike41 has a reputation beyond repute

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by themajor

Curry, but was saved by

a drink of Baileys IrishCream

Jul 4th 2015, 6:16 am

#1399

SoCalDon

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Jan 2013

Location: Sugarloaf, QLD

Posts: 2,004

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by macmike41

a drink of Baileys IrishCream

before being run over by

Jul 4th 2015, 3:05 pm

#1400

themajor

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Mar 2015

Location: Paphos Cyprus

Posts: 1,833

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalDon

before being run over by

A labrador who licked his

Jul 4th 2015, 7:01 pm

#1401

macmike41

Lost in BE Cyberspace

Joined: Apr 2004

Location: Markham ON Canada

Posts: 5,430

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by themajor

A labrador who licked his

backend before eating his lunch

Jul 4th 2015, 7:18 pm

#1402

themajor

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Mar 2015

Location: Paphos Cyprus

Posts: 1,833

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by macmike41

backend before eating his lunch

but big Ed wanted to

Jul 4th 2015, 8:33 pm

#1403

manekeniko

Horrid Yank

Joined: Dec 2014

Location: Tierra del Encanto

Posts: 712

manekeniko has a reputation beyond repute

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by themajor

but big Ed wanted to

stroll a beach, shooting glitter

Man In Giant Penis Costume Shoots Glitter Around Norway To Raise STI Awareness

Jul 4th 2015, 11:28 pm

#1404

SoCalDon

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Jan 2013

Location: Sugarloaf, QLD

Posts: 2,004

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by manekeniko

stroll a beach, shooting glitter

Man In Giant Penis Costume Shoots Glitter Around Norway To Raise STI Awareness

out of his Hampton Wick

Jul 5th 2015, 7:33 pm

#1405

macmike41

Lost in BE Cyberspace

Joined: Apr 2004

Location: Markham ON Canada

Posts: 5,430

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalDon

out of his Hampton Wick

and that took quite some

Jul 5th 2015, 9:08 pm

#1406

SoCalDon

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Jan 2013

Location: Sugarloaf, QLD

Posts: 2,004

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by macmike41

and that took quite some

concentration as he wasn't wearing

Jul 6th 2015, 6:28 am

#1407

themajor

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Mar 2015

Location: Paphos Cyprus

Posts: 1,833

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalDon

concentration as he wasn't wearing

any clothes so he crawled

Jul 6th 2015, 6:37 am

#1408

edward222

MVP

Joined: May 2015

Location: I'm right behind you.

Posts: 121

edward222 has a reputation beyond repute

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by themajor

then he went to England

and that was the end

Jul 6th 2015, 6:50 am

#1409

themajor

BE Forum Addict

Joined: Mar 2015

Location: Paphos Cyprus

Posts: 1,833

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by edward222

and that was the end

of his toe nails as

Jul 6th 2015, 1:37 pm

#1410

willmore

Lost in BE Cyberspace

Joined: Jul 2004

Location: Victoria, BC Canada

Posts: 61,698

Re: The Five Word Australian Story 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by themajor

of his toe nails as

cut short to avoid the