Was the lord abusing his member on an open forum AGAIN ???? Frow him to the froor centurion

Shut it ya muppet

"Shut it" I didn't say a work,im not stephen hawkings ya know,i type

I knew I had posted this somewhere, but I've only just tacked it down....
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6596734

God you're on form aren't you!! Can't you get a job or somethign

No time for work,im duvet/pillow hunting,the tea towels are a bit ragged

SHame you're so far away, I have a lovely duvet, and some great sheets and stuff, nice soft towels too..... Can send you a couple of tea towels if you like

Keep the sheets,they were from my marital bed,there weren't much use to me then

A) this is the Barbie so lighten up. No one was 'abusing' the new member. B) you used inappropriate language, which is against the rules and other people have been banned for far less. Deal with it. C) I have already reported you thanks.

No wonder they are as good as new

My member is massive.

No photos, please, don't want another of those threads that takes a week to load and then is too wide for the screen

I can take a photo from a long way away if that helps?

I love you blokes, you are all so modest

Despite some of the banter I am resisting temptation and offer sensible advice.
Try to find the departure gate you will be departing from. Not sure which airport it is but some are huge and can tae ages to walk to find.