Apologies to anyone who has seen this before. I thought it was a joke, but apparently not...

http://www.whizbiz.com.au/?gclid=CIn...FQzDYgod5DWbGw


S

You're taking the piss!!

Oh dear god!!!!!

And how exactly did you happen to stumble across this little gem?

That's exactly what I thought!

What do you do when you're finished? Run it under the tap and slip it back into your handbag, next to your mobile and lippy?

S

What were you looking for to find this?!!!

Believe it or not, it was one of the targetted adverts that comes along under Gmail!

S

no, apparently it repels liquid, so a quick 'flick' and its dry

Insert it in the rectum and it also doubles as a Peruvian arse flute ...

My daughter would absolutely love this. She always thought it highly unfair that she can't pee standing up. Me? I'm lazy so any excuse to sit down for a couple of minutes.

Woule it repel faecal matter in the same way as liquids do you think?

Surprise surprise - I can't see it because it's blocked...

You obviously didn't read the Mooncup thread properly. The Shewee was mentioned several times in that. This is exactly the same thing.

You're not missing a lot. Looks like an oxygen mask with a plastic tube attached. You fit it snugly against your body and pee anywhere you want!

Could be quite the thing for those post drinking and curry attacks of diarrhoea though - imagine being able to aim it all in one place instead of spreading it all around the pan and/or bathroom...

S