A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
Feb 8th 2007, 10:01 pm
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A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to
go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henny Youngman
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and
the second one didn't.
- Patrick Murray
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Doing anything nice yourselves, or can you add to the thread?
Feb 11th 2007, 11:21 am
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Re: A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to
go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henny Youngman
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and
the second one didn't.
- Patrick Murray
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Doing anything nice yourselves, or can you add to the thread?
Well played Ipom. I think this is categorically going to be the most awful valentines day I have ever had - This has cheered me up no end!
S
Feb 11th 2007, 12:21 pm
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Re: A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to
go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henny Youngman
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and
the second one didn't.
- Patrick Murray
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Doing anything nice yourselves, or can you add to the thread?
Been married for 19 yrs...........whats valentines day
Lol x
Feb 11th 2007, 12:47 pm
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Re: A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
MrW's birthday is on valentines day - we have never gone out for his birthday let alone valentines day as he refuses to pay prices he reckons are over inflated for this one day.
but he buys me flowers every week so who needs it
but he buys me flowers every week so who needs it
Feb 11th 2007, 1:33 pm
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Re: A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
Feb 11th 2007, 6:21 pm
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Re: A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
If you guys are struggling for a card for valentines, heres a couple.....
Feb 11th 2007, 9:24 pm
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Re: A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, Swervo ... Either way, I'm sorry.
If I wasn't being whisked off on a steam train for a romantic dinner whilst crossing the Southern Highlands (I think he's guilty of something... this has NEVER happened before) I would be in Sydney, living it up with your fine self.
Feb 12th 2007, 3:17 am
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Re: A few happy quotes for Valentine's Day
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, Swervo ... Either way, I'm sorry.
If I wasn't being whisked off on a steam train for a romantic dinner whilst crossing the Southern Highlands (I think he's guilty of something... this has NEVER happened before) I would be in Sydney, living it up with your fine self.
If I wasn't being whisked off on a steam train for a romantic dinner whilst crossing the Southern Highlands (I think he's guilty of something... this has NEVER happened before) I would be in Sydney, living it up with your fine self.
Ill tell you all about it over that beer...
S