We grind the bottom of our Mini (new version) everytime we go over a speed hump here in the UK..... Would hate to think what it would be like in Oz....

Our car can only do certain speedbumps - some roads and car parks are completely unpassable for it. I'm sure it's going to be a real experience in Australia!

Funnily enough, I just looked at the price of Ferraris in Oz. $500k for an F430 Fair-dos if you can afford that Varsanik, but it's a big step up from a Hyundai.

I knew a bird once and she did the same with her arse when wearing a mini

........................and is she still running????????????

Was that the rear or front Bumpers..........mm

A client of mine back in the UK swapped his Ferrari for a mini.

The guy made so much money ordering and selling before delivery on a number of cars he literally had a choice of anything being sold. But he really was a car buff and drove what he enjoyed.

So lucky you mini owners - must know something we have not yet enjoyed

I don't own a Mini. I do however own what some people consider quite an ostentatious car (people do take photos of it). It's not a hugely expensive car (in the UK, worth loads more in Oz), but we bought it and drive it because we love it. It's a driver's car, not a poser's car. The acronym of the make is "lots of trouble usually serious" and things do sometime fall off.

She was jewish and always had a plaster on her nose so i suppose it was bumper

Oh.....you must be a hairdresser then

she wasn't Jewish and it wasn't a plaster, she was my wife!

No, hairdressers drive MX5s or other unremarkable small convertible cars

Well sorry mate but she told me she was single.are u sure she was yer wife,she looked very happy

trust me, it was an act. She was just after your pot of gold

Well didnt get the pot of gold,but she got the last snake seen in Ireland since St Pat left,and it was not kosher

Elise?