What's to understand?

It is better than the original tag line that was vetoed ...

"Blow On Her Face And She'll Follow You Anywhere, Come On Her Face And You'll Stick Together For Life".

Because it's a fine line between floating an air biscuit and following through....

Well you must be so proud of yourself being able to manage that, do you have a certificate in compentency.

I'm assuming the biscuit in question is a 'digestive'.

But it's a line that the majority of women manage without effort and we don't stand in front of our husbands, say 'listen to this, it's cool...' lift a leg, let one go and think we've done something clever. It's very bizarre behaviour.

It's the linchpin of any successful marriage so shame on you....

That's because females are the more intelligent sex after all the only reason men were given bigger brains than dogs was so they dont hump womens legs at party's

Explains a lot!

I never practice what I preach....

Bizarrly, I love that little old motto

I always like to give a warning with a loud "Thar she blows!!!" just before the event and slightly after the event I normally follow up with a "Shiver me timbers..."...

You have seriously disappointed me. I have always held you in such high esteem and now? You're just like all the others. I'm devastated.

This isn't the first time I've had those words said to me and I'm sure won't be last (if I have anything to do with it)....

Was it my intentional mis-spelling of "There" that let me down?

I actually don't know where to start I think professional counselling is required. I might have to move back to the UK, this wouldn't have happened if I'd stayed in the UK.