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Mrs B often complains the house smells damp.
It's because I often go down the back of the sofa. |
Re: Ever been Caught Short ?
Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack
(Post 5679767)
Mrs B often complains the house smells damp.
It's because I often go down the back of the sofa. |
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Re: Ever been Caught Short ?
Originally Posted by Driver_Once_More
(Post 5679838)
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When we first arrived in Perth, we went looking at cars at about 7 pm one night. We left the kids in the car (8 and 5 at the time) whilst we nipped around the cars parked on the forecourt. We'd had McDonalds for tea and still had the drinks in the car.
Oldest needed to do a no 2, couldn't wait, so dropped his shorts and started to sh*t in the cup. We came back to a smelly car and youngest using a sraw to guide it in :ohmy: OH and I nearly pi**ed ourselves laughing. Remember just before the kids were born, we were doing up the house and there were missing floorboards in our bedroom - OH came in drunk and I found him sat on the side of the bed weeing inbetween the boards :( When we first got married OH came home (drunk again) and I woke up to him weeing in my dried flower arrangement on the bedroom floor. When I asked what the heck he was doing - he replied 'it's a pisspot isn't it?' |
Re: Ever been Caught Short ?
Originally Posted by nightnurse2
(Post 5679847)
When we first arrived in Perth, we went looking at cars at about 7 pm one night. We left the kids in the car (8 and 5 at the time) whilst we nipped around the cars parked on the forecourt. We'd had McDonalds for tea and still had the drinks in the car.
Oldest needed to do a no 2, couldn't wait, so dropped his shorts and started to sh*t in the cup. We came back to a smelly car and youngest using a sraw to guide it in :ohmy: OH and I nearly pi**ed ourselves laughing. Remember just before the kids were born, we were doing up the house and there were missing floorboards in our bedroom - OH came in drunk and I found him sat on the side of the bed weeing inbetween the boards :( When we first got married OH came home (drunk again) and I woke up to him weeing in my dried flower arrangement on the bedroom floor. When I asked what the heck he was doing - he replied 'it's a pisspot isn't it?' Your OH must be a scream !!! If you ever stay here, its in your own TENT ! |
Re: Ever been Caught Short ?
Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
(Post 5679850)
so youve renamed it a CACKdonalds !!!! lol
Your OH must be a scream !!! If you ever stay here, its in your own TENT ! |
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
(Post 5679846)
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Going to work late one morn at 5am (didnt av time to visit the pot)got 30ks down the road and absolutely bosting for a doo dah ! Thus said decided to take the dark unlit road instead of main road intending to nip a one off en route .Stops car and jumps over 4ft wall into farmers field (still pitch black by the way ) oblivious to out else with daily mirror in hand (no it wasn't to read either ).Does business in field and just happened to look up and low behold a herd of cows about 20 ft away :eek: I swear to god if i hadn't already dropped a load i'd have shit myself !
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Originally Posted by Driver_Once_More
(Post 5679868)
I'll cut and paste it and e-mail it to you
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Originally Posted by bobbyftm
(Post 5680039)
Going to work late one morn at 5am (didnt av time to visit the pot)got 30ks down the road and absolutely bosting for a doo dah ! Thus said decided to take the dark unlit road instead of main road intending to nip a one off en route .Stops car and jumps over 4ft wall into farmers field (still pitch black by the way ) oblivious to out else with daily mirror in hand (no it wasn't to read either ).Does business in field and just happened to look up and low behold a herd of cows about 20 ft away :eek: I swear to god if i hadn't already dropped a load i'd have shit myself !
Whole new meaning to, letting the brown cows out of the paddock !!! |
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OMG im crying with laughter
Please have any of you got any more stories 4 us Suexx |
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OMG, my removal man would have fit well with this thread, gosh you guys would do it where ever if it has to come out.:eek:
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Re: Ever been Caught Short ?
Originally Posted by chris and farideh
(Post 5680410)
OMG, my removal man would have fit well with this thread, gosh you guys would do it where ever if it has to come out.:eek:
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[QUOTE=Timber Floor Au;5679593]:thumbsup:
Suffice to say, just back from work, and the wife has asked me why I only have 1 sock on !!!!!:o :rofl: I used to work for Granada TV delivering TV and video's. One year near christmas time, after a heavy previous night out, I turned up at this address with a HUGE brand new all singing and dancing tv. The tv was bloody heavy and after the previous night out I doubled up in pain and desparate to use the loo. After bringing the tv into their lounge I asked to use the loo while the 2 teenagers of the house started looking longingly at the tv, it was a complete suprise to them to have this new tv. The explosion in the toilet must have been heard, felt, and smelt all the way down the street I'm sorry to admit but needs must. Used up all the toilet roll left, no air freshener, and the window didn't open but no worries as all my sins would be forgotten for bringing them a new tv for christmas! WRONG When i got downstairs the mother had returned and told me thet hadn't ordered a new tv and I should have been next door. Ooooopppppssssssssss Johnnyyt |
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