Enough already !!!!
Feb 13th 2012, 2:04 pm
#1
Melbourne Rock City
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Enough already !!!!
Go away Valentines day.....please!
Feb 13th 2012, 2:11 pm
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Feb 13th 2012, 2:12 pm
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Feb 13th 2012, 2:20 pm
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Feb 13th 2012, 2:21 pm
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Re: Enough already !!!!
Feb 13th 2012, 3:58 pm
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Re: Enough already !!!!
We don't do Valentine's Day.. but.. Himself is never sure whether I'm serious or not when we have the following conversation the night before VD.
Himself: 'Shit, is it Valentine's Day tomorrow?'
Moi: 'Er... yes. Does that mean you couldn't be bothered to get me anything.. again?'
Himself: 'But you said that...'
Moi: 'That was a trap, love, to see if you really cared.'
Kid#1 (entering in, halfway through): 'Have you really not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#2: 'No. Looks like he just doesn't love her enough.'
Himself: 'Well.. so long as you aren't expecting anything first thing.....'
Moi: 'Er, no, I don't want something as an after thought. It's either there when I wake up or just don't bother.'
Kid#2: 'Reckon its a 'not bothered', Mum'
Kid#3 (wandering in): 'Has Himself not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#1: 'No, he couldn't be bothered'
Kid#3: 'Don't you love Mum any more?'
Himself: 'Of course I do!! She said she didn't want anything!!'
Kid#2: 'And you believed her?' :: shakes head sadly ::
Himself: 'Hang on.. have you got me anything for tomorrow?'
Moi: 'No. I knew you hadn't got me anything so I didn't want you to feel guilty'
We have the same conversation every year.. it just doesn't get old
Himself: 'Shit, is it Valentine's Day tomorrow?'
Moi: 'Er... yes. Does that mean you couldn't be bothered to get me anything.. again?'
Himself: 'But you said that...'
Moi: 'That was a trap, love, to see if you really cared.'
Kid#1 (entering in, halfway through): 'Have you really not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#2: 'No. Looks like he just doesn't love her enough.'
Himself: 'Well.. so long as you aren't expecting anything first thing.....'
Moi: 'Er, no, I don't want something as an after thought. It's either there when I wake up or just don't bother.'
Kid#2: 'Reckon its a 'not bothered', Mum'
Kid#3 (wandering in): 'Has Himself not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#1: 'No, he couldn't be bothered'
Kid#3: 'Don't you love Mum any more?'
Himself: 'Of course I do!! She said she didn't want anything!!'
Kid#2: 'And you believed her?' :: shakes head sadly ::
Himself: 'Hang on.. have you got me anything for tomorrow?'
Moi: 'No. I knew you hadn't got me anything so I didn't want you to feel guilty'
We have the same conversation every year.. it just doesn't get old
Feb 13th 2012, 4:39 pm
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Re: Enough already !!!!
We don't do Valentine's Day.. but.. Himself is never sure whether I'm serious or not when we have the following conversation the night before VD.
Himself: 'Shit, is it Valentine's Day tomorrow?'
Moi: 'Er... yes. Does that mean you couldn't be bothered to get me anything.. again?'
Himself: 'But you said that...'
Moi: 'That was a trap, love, to see if you really cared.'
Kid#1 (entering in, halfway through): 'Have you really not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#2: 'No. Looks like he just doesn't love her enough.'
Himself: 'Well.. so long as you aren't expecting anything first thing.....'
Moi: 'Er, no, I don't want something as an after thought. It's either there when I wake up or just don't bother.'
Kid#2: 'Reckon its a 'not bothered', Mum'
Kid#3 (wandering in): 'Has Himself not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#1: 'No, he couldn't be bothered'
Kid#3: 'Don't you love Mum any more?'
Himself: 'Of course I do!! She said she didn't want anything!!'
Kid#2: 'And you believed her?' :: shakes head sadly ::
Himself: 'Hang on.. have you got me anything for tomorrow?'
Moi: 'No. I knew you hadn't got me anything so I didn't want you to feel guilty'
We have the same conversation every year.. it just doesn't get old
Himself: 'Shit, is it Valentine's Day tomorrow?'
Moi: 'Er... yes. Does that mean you couldn't be bothered to get me anything.. again?'
Himself: 'But you said that...'
Moi: 'That was a trap, love, to see if you really cared.'
Kid#1 (entering in, halfway through): 'Have you really not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#2: 'No. Looks like he just doesn't love her enough.'
Himself: 'Well.. so long as you aren't expecting anything first thing.....'
Moi: 'Er, no, I don't want something as an after thought. It's either there when I wake up or just don't bother.'
Kid#2: 'Reckon its a 'not bothered', Mum'
Kid#3 (wandering in): 'Has Himself not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#1: 'No, he couldn't be bothered'
Kid#3: 'Don't you love Mum any more?'
Himself: 'Of course I do!! She said she didn't want anything!!'
Kid#2: 'And you believed her?' :: shakes head sadly ::
Himself: 'Hang on.. have you got me anything for tomorrow?'
Moi: 'No. I knew you hadn't got me anything so I didn't want you to feel guilty'
We have the same conversation every year.. it just doesn't get old
Feb 13th 2012, 4:51 pm
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Re: Enough already !!!!
I have a craving for a steak but everything is precooked and I know I'm not getting any. Pisses me off to no end.
VD avoidance tips?
VD avoidance tips?
Feb 13th 2012, 4:52 pm
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Feb 13th 2012, 4:54 pm
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Feb 13th 2012, 4:58 pm
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Melbourne Rock City
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Feb 13th 2012, 5:08 pm
#13
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Feb 13th 2012, 5:17 pm
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Re: Enough already !!!!
We don't do Valentine's Day.. but.. Himself is never sure whether I'm serious or not when we have the following conversation the night before VD.
Himself: 'Shit, is it Valentine's Day tomorrow?'
Moi: 'Er... yes. Does that mean you couldn't be bothered to get me anything.. again?'
Himself: 'But you said that...'
Moi: 'That was a trap, love, to see if you really cared.'
Kid#1 (entering in, halfway through): 'Have you really not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#2: 'No. Looks like he just doesn't love her enough.'
Himself: 'Well.. so long as you aren't expecting anything first thing.....'
Moi: 'Er, no, I don't want something as an after thought. It's either there when I wake up or just don't bother.'
Kid#2: 'Reckon its a 'not bothered', Mum'
Kid#3 (wandering in): 'Has Himself not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#1: 'No, he couldn't be bothered'
Kid#3: 'Don't you love Mum any more?'
Himself: 'Of course I do!! She said she didn't want anything!!'
Kid#2: 'And you believed her?' :: shakes head sadly ::
Himself: 'Hang on.. have you got me anything for tomorrow?'
Moi: 'No. I knew you hadn't got me anything so I didn't want you to feel guilty'
We have the same conversation every year.. it just doesn't get old
Himself: 'Shit, is it Valentine's Day tomorrow?'
Moi: 'Er... yes. Does that mean you couldn't be bothered to get me anything.. again?'
Himself: 'But you said that...'
Moi: 'That was a trap, love, to see if you really cared.'
Kid#1 (entering in, halfway through): 'Have you really not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#2: 'No. Looks like he just doesn't love her enough.'
Himself: 'Well.. so long as you aren't expecting anything first thing.....'
Moi: 'Er, no, I don't want something as an after thought. It's either there when I wake up or just don't bother.'
Kid#2: 'Reckon its a 'not bothered', Mum'
Kid#3 (wandering in): 'Has Himself not got Mum anything for Valentine's Day?'
Kid#1: 'No, he couldn't be bothered'
Kid#3: 'Don't you love Mum any more?'
Himself: 'Of course I do!! She said she didn't want anything!!'
Kid#2: 'And you believed her?' :: shakes head sadly ::
Himself: 'Hang on.. have you got me anything for tomorrow?'
Moi: 'No. I knew you hadn't got me anything so I didn't want you to feel guilty'
We have the same conversation every year.. it just doesn't get old
(we don't do Valentine's Day either).
Feb 13th 2012, 5:30 pm
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Auntie Fa
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Re: Enough already !!!!
After ten years of marriage I've got what I think is my first ever "Wife" Vals card 
I didn't get him a "Husband" one; I didn't get him one at all (in my defence I've had a lot more important things on my mind).
Avoid googling if you are in denial that it's VD.
I didn't get him a "Husband" one; I didn't get him one at all (in my defence I've had a lot more important things on my mind).Avoid googling if you are in denial that it's VD.
