England is Feral!!
Apr 16th 2006, 11:27 am
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England is Feral!!
Sorry, I could not resist it and sorry that I can't be that creative after a few glasses of yellow tail Merlot 
. I will leave this thread to roll. 
I know it will not go on as long as the Australia is feral thread started by the very odd person that went into 230 odd replies. But let's start the opposite to what the very odd chap was spouting on about.
I will start and keep to bullet points due to the Merlot.
Shocking traffic
Shocking weather
Traffic wardens
Speed cameras
Tony Blair
Shocking weather
Too many people
Too many rude people
Tony Blair
Winchester
Double yellow lines
Political correctness
Asylum seekers
Hampshire
Jobs worths
Council workers
Bob Geldoff
Roadworks
Harry Potter
Bin collectors
Manchester United (Joke)
Only 9 days of summer
NCP jobs worths
Heathrow parking police
Winchester
I could go on but my glass needs re injecting with Merlot. I will leave the rest of you highly intelligent and well informed people to enlighten us with your witticism.
. I will leave this thread to roll. I know it will not go on as long as the Australia is feral thread started by the very odd person that went into 230 odd replies. But let's start the opposite to what the very odd chap was spouting on about.I will start and keep to bullet points due to the Merlot.
Shocking traffic
Shocking weather
Traffic wardens
Speed cameras
Tony Blair
Shocking weather
Too many people
Too many rude people
Tony Blair
Winchester
Double yellow lines
Political correctness
Asylum seekers
Hampshire
Jobs worths
Council workers
Bob Geldoff
Roadworks
Harry Potter
Bin collectors
Manchester United (Joke)
Only 9 days of summer
NCP jobs worths
Heathrow parking police
Winchester
I could go on but my glass needs re injecting with Merlot.
I will leave the rest of you highly intelligent and well informed people to enlighten us with your witticism.
Apr 16th 2006, 11:34 am
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Re: England is Feral!!
Originally Posted by Gold Coaster
Sorry, I could not resist it and sorry that I can't be that creative after a few glasses of yellow tail Merlot . I will leave this thread to roll. I know it will not go on as long as the Australia is feral thread started by the very odd person that went into 230 odd replies. But let's start the opposite to what the very odd chap was spouting on about.
I will start and keep to bullet points due to the Merlot.
Shocking traffic
Shocking weather
Traffic wardens
Speed cameras
Tony Blair
Shocking weather
Too many people
Too many rude people
Tony Blair
Winchester
Double yellow lines
Political correctness
Asylum seekers
Hampshire
Jobs worths
Council workers
Bob Geldoff
Roadworks
Harry Potter
Bin collectors
Manchester United (Joke)
Only 9 days of summer
NCP jobs worths
Heathrow parking police
Winchester
I could go on but my glass needs re injecting with Merlot. I will leave the rest of you highly intelligent and well informed people to enlighten us with your witticism.
. I will leave this thread to roll. I know it will not go on as long as the Australia is feral thread started by the very odd person that went into 230 odd replies. But let's start the opposite to what the very odd chap was spouting on about.I will start and keep to bullet points due to the Merlot.
Shocking traffic
Shocking weather
Traffic wardens
Speed cameras
Tony Blair
Shocking weather
Too many people
Too many rude people
Tony Blair
Winchester
Double yellow lines
Political correctness
Asylum seekers
Hampshire
Jobs worths
Council workers
Bob Geldoff
Roadworks
Harry Potter
Bin collectors
Manchester United (Joke)
Only 9 days of summer
NCP jobs worths
Heathrow parking police
Winchester
I could go on but my glass needs re injecting with Merlot.
I will leave the rest of you highly intelligent and well informed people to enlighten us with your witticism.
Apr 16th 2006, 11:40 am
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Re: England is Feral!!
Originally Posted by Perthforme
You forgot the inability to get out of third gear in your car as you long to hit over 40mph behind one of the 31,000,000 cars on the road, seams to be very bad round Winchester
My god you are soo correct, I forgot that there were that many cars on the road and all of them seem to be in Winchester.
Does anyone actually live in Winchester, answers on a postcard please.
Apr 16th 2006, 11:51 am
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Re: England is Feral!!
Originally Posted by Gold Coaster
My god you are soo correct, I forgot that there were that many cars on the road and all of them seem to be in Winchester. Does anyone actually live in Winchester, answers on a postcard please.
Does anyone actually live in Winchester, answers on a postcard please. 
Apr 16th 2006, 12:01 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
These...
Apr 16th 2006, 12:29 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
My god, it has gone an hour and there have only been 3 replies 
I knew it would not be as scintillating as the Aussie slag off but 3 replies in 1 hour is P.Poor people.
Do I take it then that the Y.U.K has suddenly become popular and yearned for after the ramblings of the very odd person yesterday.
I knew it would not be as scintillating as the Aussie slag off but 3 replies in 1 hour is P.Poor people.
Do I take it then that the Y.U.K has suddenly become popular and yearned for after the ramblings of the very odd person yesterday.
Apr 16th 2006, 12:31 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
Originally Posted by Buttockup
These...
Apr 16th 2006, 12:36 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
Originally Posted by Buttockup
These...
That was my old bank manager. Nice bloke. :scared:
Apr 16th 2006, 12:52 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
Originally Posted by Gold Coaster
Do I take it then that the Y.U.K has suddenly become popular and yearned for after the ramblings of the very odd person yesterday.
I like the UK but also like it here.
there will always be things and people who`ll piss you off where ever you are,
what`s important is how you deal with it.
Apr 16th 2006, 1:28 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
Nothing wrong with the UK one of the best countries in the world.
Apr 16th 2006, 2:47 pm
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yeh, that Bob Geldof really gets on my nerves.
Does he live in Winchester?
Does he live in Winchester?
Apr 16th 2006, 4:46 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
Sh*t commute.
Weather
house prices
weather
stealth taxes
oh and did I mention the weather?
Weather
house prices
weather
stealth taxes
oh and did I mention the weather?
Apr 16th 2006, 11:12 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
Manchester United (Joke)
Your jealous cus Man utd are better then whatever team u support! lol
Your jealous cus Man utd are better then whatever team u support! lol
Apr 16th 2006, 11:31 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
No Brownes Coffee chill
Apr 16th 2006, 11:41 pm
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Re: England is Feral!!
Originally Posted by Irish Aussie Teen
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Your jealous cus Man utd are better then whatever team u support! lol
Your jealous cus Man utd are better then whatever team u support! lol
What Chelsea
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