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As a patriotic Englishman I have supported the cricket team all through this ashes series. I work in a predominantly male enviroment with approx 40 Aussies giving me hell for every English wicket that fell but I managed to always give them some stick back but, after tonights 20-20 thrashing im not sure i've got any more comebacks......
I think my nan could of caught those two dropped chances.........

Any ideas for fresh insults to help counteract the onslaught of stick ill recieve tomorrow will be much appreciated lol.......