Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Dec 16th 2005, 3:44 am
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Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Okay today was one of those days. I stopped off at the servo to put fuel in the bike, and when I pulled up I turned the bike off, got off the bike and as I swung my leg over I remembered that I hadn't put the stand down so like a pile of shite I hit the ground with the bike following me. So I pick my myself up and nearly having a hernia I pick the bike up. And you always look around to see if anyone saw you and to my horror 20 people are pissing them selves laughing at me.
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
Dec 16th 2005, 3:48 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Or am I just an idiot?
Dec 16th 2005, 3:51 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by gedge
Thanks for making me laugh!
No worries mate.
ZX..........
Dec 16th 2005, 3:52 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
i know what you mean .. but more so when i'm at work
i work with a couple of indians, a couple of guys from the uk and a couple of aussies ... a simliar mix to back in the uk (bloody aussies .. they get everywhere
)
I can be working away in the office and forget that i'm actually in aus ... but at 5ish when i leave and i get to the car that is too hot to sit in .. and i drive down the road and across storey bridge .. i'm amazed i'm here ...
i'm sure sometimes people think i'm an idiot and i drive down the road smiling away to myself ...
i work with a couple of indians, a couple of guys from the uk and a couple of aussies ... a simliar mix to back in the uk (bloody aussies .. they get everywhere
)I can be working away in the office and forget that i'm actually in aus ... but at 5ish when i leave and i get to the car that is too hot to sit in .. and i drive down the road and across storey bridge .. i'm amazed i'm here ...
i'm sure sometimes people think i'm an idiot and i drive down the road smiling away to myself ...
Dec 16th 2005, 4:03 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Okay today was one of those days. I stopped off at the servo to put fuel in the bike, and when I pulled up I turned the bike off, got off the bike and as I swung my leg over I remembered that I hadn't put the stand down so like a pile of shite I hit the ground with the bike following me. So I pick my myself up and nearly having a hernia I pick the bike up. And you always look around to see if anyone saw you and to my horror 20 people are pissing them selves laughing at me.
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
i had to do a 180 degree turn in the road, round a traffic island. the road was on a steep hill and i had to stop half way round to wait for a car to come down the hill. well dipstick here decided i'd put my right foot down on the floor like i usually do, but forgetting 2 things. 1 the bike was tall and i could just about reach the floor with both balls of my feet, but that was on the flat. and 2,... yup i wasn't on the flat i was on a steep hill. so my right foot went down and down and ... noop too late by the time it hit the floor the bike was falling and there wasn't anything i could do but go with it.
me and the bike ended in in the middle of the road in a heap. Of course i'd just filled up with fuel, and the tank capacity on the beast was 25L, and it was also laying down hill so i had to lift it beyond the horizontal. i swear if there wasn't a car waiting, and people watching and laughing i wouldn't have been able to pick it up, but the pure embarassment of the whole thing gave me the boost i needed!
i still felt like a right pilllock though!
Dec 16th 2005, 4:04 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
quite often on a friday or saturday night. sometimes i even forget where i've been too!! 
Dec 16th 2005, 4:35 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by scutterUK
well if it makes you feel any better mate, i did something similar with my GS adventure. Dropping it i mean not forgetting where i was... i do that all the time though!
i had to do a 180 degree turn in the road, round a traffic island. the road was on a steep hill and i had to stop half way round to wait for a car to come down the hill. well dipstick here decided i'd put my right foot down on the floor like i usually do, but forgetting 2 things. 1 the bike was tall and i could just about reach the floor with both balls of my feet, but that was on the flat. and 2,... yup i wasn't on the flat i was on a steep hill. so my right foot went down and down and ... noop too late by the time it hit the floor the bike was falling and there wasn't anything i could do but go with it.
me and the bike ended in in the middle of the road in a heap. Of course i'd just filled up with fuel, and the tank capacity on the beast was 25L, and it was also laying down hill so i had to lift it beyond the horizontal. i swear if there wasn't a car waiting, and people watching and laughing i wouldn't have been able to pick it up, but the pure embarassment of the whole thing gave me the boost i needed!
i still felt like a right pilllock though!
i had to do a 180 degree turn in the road, round a traffic island. the road was on a steep hill and i had to stop half way round to wait for a car to come down the hill. well dipstick here decided i'd put my right foot down on the floor like i usually do, but forgetting 2 things. 1 the bike was tall and i could just about reach the floor with both balls of my feet, but that was on the flat. and 2,... yup i wasn't on the flat i was on a steep hill. so my right foot went down and down and ... noop too late by the time it hit the floor the bike was falling and there wasn't anything i could do but go with it.
me and the bike ended in in the middle of the road in a heap. Of course i'd just filled up with fuel, and the tank capacity on the beast was 25L, and it was also laying down hill so i had to lift it beyond the horizontal. i swear if there wasn't a car waiting, and people watching and laughing i wouldn't have been able to pick it up, but the pure embarassment of the whole thing gave me the boost i needed!
i still felt like a right pilllock though!
Ahhhh another Canberran with a bike, we should get together some time and go annoy the cops I meen go for a ride.....
ZX........
Dec 16th 2005, 5:27 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
If someone says "nice to see you" I just can't help myself saying "to see you nice". Fortunately in Perth a lot of people understand but there have been a few blank faces.
Dec 16th 2005, 6:51 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by renth
If someone says "nice to see you" I just can't help myself saying "to see you nice". Fortunately in Perth a lot of people understand but there have been a few blank faces.
Followed up with ..."good game, good game"
Dec 16th 2005, 7:08 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Okay today was one of those days. I stopped off at the servo to put fuel in the bike, and when I pulled up I turned the bike off, got off the bike and as I swung my leg over I remembered that I hadn't put the stand down so like a pile of shite I hit the ground with the bike following me. So I pick my myself up and nearly having a hernia I pick the bike up. And you always look around to see if anyone saw you and to my horror 20 people are pissing them selves laughing at me.
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
haha thanks for the laugh - at least when you drop your bike you can pick it up. When you a 5'6 female trying to lift a fully faired Suzuki SV650 after you have dropped it infront of the security office in a car park AND have to go in and ask for help cause you cant lift it yourself.......now that is embarrassing
michelle
Dec 16th 2005, 7:32 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Okay today was one of those days. I stopped off at the servo to put fuel in the bike, and when I pulled up I turned the bike off, got off the bike and as I swung my leg over I remembered that I hadn't put the stand down so like a pile of shite I hit the ground with the bike following me. So I pick my myself up and nearly having a hernia I pick the bike up. And you always look around to see if anyone saw you and to my horror 20 people are pissing them selves laughing at me.
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
First post I read this morning and has set me up nicely for the day head!!
Having a nice lil chuckle to myself at your expense here matey!!
ANyway, you're not the only one to do things like that....I have lost count the number of times I've done the same with my Transalp!! Very simple mistake to make! The worst was pulling into a bikers cafe at a local beauty spot. V Twin engine arriving everyone looks round......I pull up, swing leg over, and........let go! Txxt!!
Dec 16th 2005, 10:12 am
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Re: Do you sometimes forget where you are?
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Okay today was one of those days. I stopped off at the servo to put fuel in the bike, and when I pulled up I turned the bike off, got off the bike and as I swung my leg over I remembered that I hadn't put the stand down so like a pile of shite I hit the ground with the bike following me. So I pick my myself up and nearly having a hernia I pick the bike up. And you always look around to see if anyone saw you and to my horror 20 people are pissing them selves laughing at me.
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
Anyway I filled the bike up and went in and paid, and the attendant said something to me, and it reminded me of an add I'd seen, so I continued with the punch line for the add. However, the attendant looked at me as if to say 'what drugs are you on mate?'
So out I go feeling like more of a dick head, and make my way to work. Half way there I start pissing myself laughing, because I realised the add was an add I had seen in the UK of course he aint gunna know what I'm talking about..........
Dose this happen to anyone else or am I the only one? Or am I just an idiot?
ZX..........
