Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 10492696)

In my younger days I dated woman who was 35 years older than me. She taught me a hell of a lot about life, and she put up with my childishness and immaturity. I wish I could have given her more in return.

I called a friend a couple of years ago and asked him to check up on her. Sadly she had passed away after some years of living with dementia in an old peoples home.

I was a bit shocked and wouldn't be honest if i didn't say there was a tear in my eye as i drank to her that night.

In my mind she will always be the beautiful dark haired voluptuous woman sitting on a bar stool the night I met her. I can close my eyes and still smell her perfume. I can still hear her voice asking me to join her.

Sometimes a more mature woman can be a wonderful thing.

Cheers Isabelle. :(

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle (Post 10492768)

Seriously ?

What year and when and where did it happen.... was it before Dustin Hoffmans the Graduate... cos thats the first time I realised stuff like this could happen :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 10492784)

No no no. There's no chuffing way I'd have been remotely interested in a 55 yr old man when I was 20 ffs!:eek:

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle (Post 10492795)

Yes but when your 55 would you be interested in a 25 year old bloke ? Especially if you can do a Helen Mirren or Kim Cattral or similar ?

Looks like Slaphead found one quite a few years back... which I'm amazed about, as people seemed to age a lot quicker back in the late 60's early 70's..... and definitely before then.

Was this in the UK Slaphead ?

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 10492808)

Yes, in the UK. She was half Italian, and was older than my mother. She didn't look that old to me, but I seldom saw her in daylight.

Black hair, big dark eyes, curvy to the point of chubby but i think that was the norm back then. She wore a girdle :)

I had a photo of her for years but I lost it somewhere. To this day she is my archetypal perfect girl, and probably why i love Asian girls so much. :(


Edited: If you wanted to see her type, look at Nigella Lawson. Very similar, the hair, the face, the body. :(

Originally Posted by ozzieeagle (Post 10492827)

Sounds like my mates Mitchells mum.... She was Italian and didnt half pl;ay up a lot...

She once said to me around 72 .... when she caught me looking at her in a curious way... "I'll give it to you Italian style" .... I'm damned If i know what Italian style was/is or ever find out dammit. :confused: :unsure: :thumbsup:


Half your luck mate

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 10492871)

Naked n covered in Dolmio,n a bulb of garlic up yer ass:eek:

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 10492882)

I think you misunderstand our relationship.... :unsure:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 10492887)

I was talking about the eagle's situation,not your's,i think i fully understand what your relationship was,therefore i wouldn't be rude about it:thumbup:

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 10492907)

Thank God for that. Some of the comments you made came pretty close to what we got up to back then. I wondered if you had some inside track to my personal life.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 10492910)

Yer ex-military,i know what you got up to;)

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 10492917)

It wasn't me your honour, it was all her idea.

One bit of trivia for you. She had one inverted nipple. I had never seen it before, and I haven't seen a 1/0 since.

She used to tell me that if I worked hard it would pop out for me. I bust a gut over that nipple and the bugger never made an appearance. :)

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 10492921)

And i always had you down as a sucka:D,bet Commonwealth would have had that nipple sorted:lol:

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool (Post 10492929)

Funny thing. It was 40 years ago this year and I had forgotten about it until now.