The wife of actor Bill Murray has filed for divorce.

After 11 years she's finally realised he's not actually funny

I heard it was the beating, the drugs and the alcohol....

... but she said she will stop all that once the divorce comes through!!

Oh shit is that not normal for a marriage

I'm starting to get the impression you're out to kill my threads of late....

No, you misheard. I'm out to kill my ex husband. The thread's just a co-incidence.




Disclaimer: Not really, I need the child support.

Okay. I guess I'm the only one who doesn't find Bill Murray very funny.


I'm not sure whether it was supposed to be funny or not but Lost in Translation is number 3 in my 'Time I'll never get back' list of films.

I loved Lost in Translation.

I have one called 'I'm going to win the lottery' but it hasn't worked yet.

What about 'The Royal Tenenbaums' and 'Dead Poets Society' (#1 and #2 respectively)?

Both wank.

Sorry - I meant rank. Bit of a listhp.

It's so hard to get a user name that's not already taken. I had just watched Jerry McGuire as in "Show me the money" and as I like.... errr... expensive, flimsy, Italian undergarments, well it sort of evolved from there.

At least is wasnt me this time

(oh and for the record i dont think Bill Murray is funny either )

that has to be the worst excuse! ...