Damn...you've got me there ...no.
Especially Mr Bump...he's been in the wars enough poor soul.








........but if you see them wearing a kilt, or speaking in a funny accent.....

Strangely, my husband was wearing a kilt the first time I met him and he's not scottish!!

could there be some kind of abduction/cloning/indoctrination type of programme operating?

That must have been scary ...I bow down in reverence to you for keeping him on

There might be ...be very careful who you answer your phone too ... there might be subliminal messages sent to possess you.

Am very suspicious now as he does know most of the words to 'flower of Scotland'.

Will sleep with my welsh love spoon (not a euphemism!) under the pillow in case he plans an attack.

I'm beginning to get concerned now ... you sure he's from Cov?

What you going to do - forcefeed him Welsh Rarebit?

Definitely from Cov as has very sad tattoo proclaiming the fact that he was 'made in Coventry.'

Sad but true!

Oh, the foolishness of youth!!

Is he a Peugot ?

Cov! Now that is a worry. Coventry is full of Jocks & Taffs who went looking for jobs in the motor industry.

The kilt could have been a tartan skirt though. Not sure which would be more worrying

Very, very, very funny!

Sees himself more as a Jaguar though.

Personally I'd say Hilman Imp!!l

Definitely was a kilt, he'd borrowed it from a lad from Bristol who played the bagpipes.

Now the plot is seriously thickening...

I don't want to know why..

Did you tell him there is another lover of the book, of the same age, from Coventry?

It was my brother who loved the book, haven't spoken to him for a few days but definitely will tell him of the spooky connection.

My husband can't read!!

JOKING DARLING!!

It stands to reason that the higher proportion of British migrants here come from the sh!ttier areas of our isles.

Sorry... yesterday was a long time ago

Tell him I met Alan Garner too ...he came to my school.

We actually lived in Somerset for 12 years before we moved, a truly beautiful part of the country. But Scotland and Wales have equally spectacular scenery.

Too judgemental!