David Carradine found dead
Jun 5th 2009, 5:12 am
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David Carradine found dead
I don't know which is more ridiculous. The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, or being found in a wardrobe with a rope around your cock.
Apparently the police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus.
Apparently the police have arrested Aslan and Mr Tumnus.
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Jun 5th 2009, 5:23 am
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Re: David Carradine found dead
Hey, do you think there was some nasal technology involved??
May account for the stiff neck.
Fair play at 71 I think I may be slumped in a chair being abused by some eastern european and fed catfood whilst having my bank account pillaged.
May account for the stiff neck.
Fair play at 71 I think I may be slumped in a chair being abused by some eastern european and fed catfood whilst having my bank account pillaged.
Jun 5th 2009, 5:31 am
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Re: David Carradine found dead
Go in peace Grasshopper.
Jun 5th 2009, 6:26 am
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There are things to you don't need to know as a 'child'. One of those being that your father, at 71, has been found hanging in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and his willy. 
RIP.
RIP.
Jun 5th 2009, 11:53 am
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Re: David Carradine found dead
However, my question is why? I must be really sheltered, 'cause I just don't understand a lot of that type of thing.
Jun 5th 2009, 12:08 pm
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I'm afraid I don't know personally and as far as I am aware, neither do I know anyone who does it so can't help. I'm sure Google would be your friend (but not when the children or colleagues are around).
Jun 5th 2009, 12:15 pm
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You can't have a good sex game without the orange.
Jun 5th 2009, 12:49 pm
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There comes a time in every man's life when he must stop masturbating. Being found in front of your laptop with your old man out is not a good look, and is a bit tame compared to the way celebrities go.
Jun 5th 2009, 12:51 pm
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Jun 5th 2009, 2:07 pm
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You'd have to ask someone who does it but who hasn't gone too far I'm afraid I don't know personally and as far as I am aware, neither do I know anyone who does it so can't help. I'm sure Google would be your friend (but not when the children or colleagues are around).
I'm afraid I don't know personally and as far as I am aware, neither do I know anyone who does it so can't help. I'm sure Google would be your friend (but not when the children or colleagues are around).Sounds like its something like smack once you start for whatever reason, you can't stop.
Jun 5th 2009, 2:12 pm
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I heard he was found hanging from a pile out of his ass......head down and feet up.
Jun 5th 2009, 2:16 pm
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I know the name David Carradine but for the life of me can't place him. Is he by any chance a member of the Conservative Party with a sparkling future ahead of him ?