Creative ideas with celery....anyone!

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Mar 1st 2009 | 5:03 pm

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Apparently, and I'm loathe to navigate this thread down a smutty passage (too late). . . but apparently, celery is very good for increasing the quantity of the male . . . erm . . . ejaculate . . . there I've said it.

But pineapple makes it tastes better.

Apparently.

Mar 1st 2009 | 5:07 pm

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Porn stars eat asparagus to make their "money shot" more impressive.
Apparently. The men that is.

Mar 1st 2009 | 5:09 pm

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Re: Creative ideas with celery....anyone!

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Is that sezamy as in "OPEN SEZAMY!!"?

Apparently, and I'm loathe to navigate this thread down a smutty passage . . . but apparently, celery is very good for increasing the quantity of the male . . . erm . . . ejaculate . . . there I've said it.

I'll wager this thread is not the only thing you have navigated down a smutty passage

Mar 1st 2009 | 5:11 pm

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I'll wager this thread is not the only thing you have navigated down a smutty passage

I thought we were talking about the chocolate factory on another thread?

Mar 1st 2009 | 5:13 pm

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I thought we were talking about the chocolate factory on another thread?

You just had to lower the tone

Mar 1st 2009 | 5:19 pm

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You just had to lower the tone

That's nothing to what I just thought of for doing with celery.

Mar 1st 2009 | 10:21 pm

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Porn stars eat asparagus to make their "money shot" more impressive.
Apparently. The men that is.

Ugh, just a tiny bit makes your wee stink so I dread to think...

Mar 1st 2009 | 10:29 pm

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Ugh, just a tiny bit makes your wee stink so I dread to think...

yes but how far does your wee go?

Mar 1st 2009 | 10:34 pm

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Mar 1st 2009 | 11:40 pm

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I tried this tonight. I quite enjoyed it but it just went over my wife's head

Mar 2nd 2009 | 9:47 am

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I tried this tonight. I quite enjoyed it but it just went over my wife's head

You're supposed to eat the celery, not throw it.

Mar 2nd 2009 | 9:56 am

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You're supposed to eat the celery, not throw it.

He was, just not with his hands.

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