Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 7336129)

Apparently, and I'm loathe to navigate this thread down a smutty passage (too late). . . but apparently, celery is very good for increasing the quantity of the male . . . erm . . . ejaculate . . . there I've said it.

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 7336129)

Is that sezamy as in "OPEN SEZAMY!!"?


Apparently, and I'm loathe to navigate this thread down a smutty passage . . . but apparently, celery is very good for increasing the quantity of the male . . . erm . . . ejaculate . . . there I've said it.

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7336461)

I'll wager this thread is not the only thing you have navigated down a smutty passage

Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 7336467)

I thought we were talking about the chocolate factory on another thread?

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7336473)

You just had to lower the tone

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7336458)

Porn stars eat asparagus to make their "money shot" more impressive.
Apparently. The men that is.

Originally Posted by Seasider (Post 7337182)

Ugh, just a tiny bit makes your wee stink so I dread to think...

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 7336129)

Is that sezamy as in "OPEN SEZAMY!!"?


Apparently, and I'm loathe to navigate this thread down a smutty passage . . . but apparently, celery is very good for increasing the quantity of the male . . . erm . . . ejaculate . . . there I've said it.

Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7337440)

I tried this tonight. I quite enjoyed it but it just went over my wife's head

Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 7338870)

You're supposed to eat the celery, not throw it.