The sound of 4m Kiwis choking on Le Crunch...

Us and the Frenchies... should be good...

it will be a brilliant match to watch I think

I am slightly pished from the celebrating though

Choking would just about sum it up I think!

Didn't find out we'd won until I got onto the first tee at 05:45 by 3 very happy Kiwi's, then by the turn they got the bad news

What goes round comes around

forget Rugby coverage, it'll be Bathurst on the box now

I can't wait to see England play, just so I can take joy in seeing them not go through.

England deserved to win the match against us but they won't win the cup.

Totally off topic but Johnny Wilkinson needs a serious haircut - what does he look like

I'd take him by the short and curlies and give him a good serious seeing to any day!.....Ahem... hair cut, I mean

Bitter and twisted...

I would, but he would definitely need that bouffant chopping first

ABSOLUTELY