There are things you must see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

I aint been killed by one of them yet, what's the fuss about ??

How do we know

Cos I had to type in some numbers that were all wavy and in different colours before I posted, just to prove I wasn't spamming from beyond the grave

Ok i'm convinced,i'll put my drink back in the fridge

I'd do the same but my missus just called me a poof for drinking gin, I'm not the one watching a rom com pom dom rom zom whatever the **** it is

My gay mate hates gin but he does loves a wee bit of rom com dom(IRISH TRANSLATION= GIRLY SHITE)

and "my mate", translates as Bernie Barfly

Mate i have seen you mincing across a floor,and as a sailor,yer qualififications outweigh mine,darling

It's a well known fact that it's impossible to mince whilst carrying a party 7 around yer waist

Can you still get that rubbish?

thankfully, I believe not however 20 years of body abuse does take it's toll on the old 6 pack

That was yer waist,i thought you were sneaking yer kid into the pub

basketball smuggling

Of course any man over the age of 30 with a 6 pack is quite clearly a romping great hatrack

Well im the queen of the land of hatracks