Originally Posted by Call me AL (Post 5623807)

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 5626541)

A few weeks back this guy stopped me in the shopping centre and said, do you always do that?

Totally confused I looked around and said do what?

He said take peoples breath away...

He was quite dishy though, which would have been OK but he was trying to sell something :sneaky::D

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 5626745)

Seeing your cheesy line made me remember when we went out to PJ O'Briens that night. Remember the guys on their footy weekend? The tall one's chat line to me? Said in a very drunken way..."I'd really like to f**k you but you're married"

Originally Posted by Wendy (Post 5626750)

Hehe, I remember that night. Funnily enough he said the same thing to me :D

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 5626776)

I think he said it to everyone! Wonder if he ended up getting any.

Originally Posted by Fenton Beasley (Post 5626498)

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 5623947)

I forgot about my husband's cheesy chat up line. We had been out with a group of people for New Year's Eve, although not as a couple, but just members of the group. I was designated driver for the night and when the bar closed he asked if he could get a drive home. I said sure and asked where he lived. He said he didn't want a ride to his house he wanted a ride to mine. Again, I laughed uncontrollably.

Originally Posted by Malcs66 (Post 5623951)

Would you lilke a dance?
"No"
Oh go on, lower your standards for once. I have to be asking you.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 5627242)

Someone asked me at the party I went to the other week...

'So, can I ask you a personal question?'

'Sure, can't guarantee an answer tho'

'Would you like to have an affair?'

Would have been better if it had been delivered without his wife standing a few feet away...

:blink:

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 5627251)

Fenton, that works for you, does it? :rofl: