What's the cheesiest chat up line you've ever heard.Did somebody use it on you,or did you say it to someone? How about,

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

You an me babe ? how about it

Get your coat love you've pulled.

you ever been to disneyland, well let me show you micky mouse,

I had this said to me just last week i about wet myself laughing
annkc

A guy once said me " you ve got eyes like spanners, every time I looks into them my nuts get tight"

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

I once said to a guy, " you smell nice, what have you got on?" He replied "a hard but I didnt know you could smell it"

You remind me of the martini adverts 'any time any place anywhere'

Years ago a guy asked me "What's your sign?" I told him "Exit"

Also another time I had a guy ask "Does this look ok to you?" while holding his overcoat open exposing himself. I laughed uncontrollably.

never had a chat up line said to me

How did you meet your husband then?

I forgot about my husband's cheesy chat up line. We had been out with a group of people for New Year's Eve, although not as a couple, but just members of the group. I was designated driver for the night and when the bar closed he asked if he could get a drive home. I said sure and asked where he lived. He said he didn't want a ride to his house he wanted a ride to mine. Again, I laughed uncontrollably.

Would you lilke a dance?
"No"
Oh go on, lower your standards for once. I have to be asking you.