Bleediing hell just had to search for mine as after 40 or so days i've just had to use the windscreen wipers again! Tis things like this that makee a man wanna return to England for decent weather lol:

You couldn't send it down here could you? The rain that is, not the manual. Not had a spot all day regardless of how dark it keeps getting.

Sorry no can do it only lasted half a dozen swipes of the blades then buggered off. Normal service resumed

Typical Mackem, struggling with the basics Should be a section on the visa application forms that requires someone to tick of they are a Mackem or not. If they tick yes it aborts the process

Will let anyone in these days.

Moved on from the Beano then Booby ??

We got a whole millimetre of rain last night That was the total for August.

That was a millimetre more than down here.

Invites only thank you very much which rules out all smogmonsters as you are much inferior

Yep to the Bernie

Did it fill ya pool ?

Just had new wiper blades put on one of the cars. They were perished from UV radiation.