Originally Posted by asher (Post 5959560)

decided to have some candles round my bath yesterday afternoon as I have lots of lovely beeswax ones and darned if I'm giving them away ;)

so set up every beeswax candle all around the bath light them up and lay back .. bliss!...

flashing light fire alarm goes off! damn if its flashing it means its making a ruddy loud noise and the neighbours will be here in a minute to drag me out of the burning building (I'm deaf) sod it and I'm naked!!

quick out the bath damn something is burning I can smell it! hell its my hair!! quick get water from the bath to throw over it! damn burnt my arm on the candles! try to put them out and wrap myself in the towel at the same time ..... yes you guessed it a severely singed towel!! meanwhile doorbell alert is flashing like mad aargh

struggle into clothes on very damp body get downstairs and open the door neighbour falls in as was just about to break the door down!

sheepish explanation given!

that was yesterday I have just opened my door to find a gift wrapped knife from my neighbours saying if you want to kill yourself this is easier, quicker and less noisy:eek:

am I ever going to live this down!

someone please tell me you have made a bigger prat of yourself

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5959560)

decided to have some candles round my bath yesterday afternoon as I have lots of lovely beeswax ones and darned if I'm giving them away ;)

Originally Posted by Vanessa (Post 5960763)

BATH - where are you in Oz that you can take a bath? :rofl:

Originally Posted by Golden Pixie (Post 5960758)

I am here arent I?

A friend bought over a porno when i was younger (20) and left it, put the video (yes there was a time before dvd) thinking it was some Will Smith video back into the case and returned it to the video shop. Got call from video shop asking me to return the correct video but had not told me i'd left a porn video in the case. Returned to video shop with video and handed it in only to be told I had handed in another video. Told the three young girls I was sure I had not handed in another video so they insisted on taking it out and playing it on the stores video player (which showed the movie on all screens). Left in a hurry only returning to retrieve porn video.

Originally Posted by Golden Pixie (Post 5960758)

I am here arent I?

A friend bought over a porno when i was younger (20) and left it, put the video (yes there was a time before dvd) thinking it was some Will Smith video back into the case and returned it to the video shop. Got call from video shop asking me to return the correct video but had not told me i'd left a porn video in the case. Returned to video shop with video and handed it in only to be told I had handed in another video. Told the three young girls I was sure I had not handed in another video so they insisted on taking it out and playing it on the stores video player (which showed the movie on all screens). Left in a hurry only returning to retrieve porn video.

Originally Posted by Fly Away (Post 5959996)

PMSL K.:rofl::rofl::lol: Talk about burning the candle at both ends....:o

Hope you are Ok and don't worry your neighbours like that again!!:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Nickie And Kev (Post 5965430)

You nutter!! :rofl:

Nope, we had a good think and we cant top you on that one...sorry. :rofl:


Nickie

Originally Posted by a and ts mum (Post 5965490)

Sorry Ash & GP, had to share this one with the guys at work this morning, made them laugh too!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by Clippy (Post 5965573)

Lol, oh , no sorry I can't top that :rofl:

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5965604)

ah well if it made you laugh it was almost worth it :rofl:

Originally Posted by Clippy (Post 5965636)

I did gasp before I laughed :D Hope you're ok chick x

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5965665)

yes I am fine some small burns but nothing major :rofl:

had toothache today just to take my mind off my burns :rofl:

Originally Posted by asher (Post 5959560)

decided to have some candles round my bath yesterday afternoon as I have lots of lovely beeswax ones and darned if I'm giving them away ;)

so set up every beeswax candle all around the bath light them up and lay back .. bliss!...

flashing light fire alarm goes off! damn if its flashing it means its making a ruddy loud noise and the neighbours will be here in a minute to drag me out of the burning building (I'm deaf) sod it and I'm naked!!

quick out the bath damn something is burning I can smell it! hell its my hair!! quick get water from the bath to throw over it! damn burnt my arm on the candles! try to put them out and wrap myself in the towel at the same time ..... yes you guessed it a severely singed towel!! meanwhile doorbell alert is flashing like mad aargh

struggle into clothes on very damp body get downstairs and open the door neighbour falls in as was just about to break the door down!

sheepish explanation given!

that was yesterday I have just opened my door to find a gift wrapped knife from my neighbours saying if you want to kill yourself this is easier, quicker and less noisy:eek:

am I ever going to live this down!

someone please tell me you have made a bigger prat of yourself

Originally Posted by Reedy (Post 5968275)

Can't believe that I missed this - you are fab:lol::rofl:

Go and buy a lamb's heart and stick it outside your neighbours door with the knife through it....

Lau x