Can anyone recommend a decent Lion-tamer?
Dec 8th 2009, 10:45 am
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Dec 8th 2009, 10:45 am
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Dec 8th 2009, 10:45 am
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Re: Can anyone recommend a decent Lion-tamer?
Is it something in the weather? seems Mrs Woods has been after a Tiger tamer too! She not been having much luck either it seems
Dec 8th 2009, 10:46 am
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. Jeez men!
Dec 9th 2009, 1:46 am
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Dec 9th 2009, 1:53 am
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Re: Can anyone recommend a decent Lion-tamer?
I don't know about Lion Tamer but I'm a pretty good snake charmer but I don't seem to be able to control the involuntary spitting thing they seem to have going on?
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Dec 9th 2009, 2:02 am
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Re: Can anyone recommend a decent Lion-tamer?
Start small. Try Sea Lion Tamers at Seaworld.
They teach ball balancing. Stuff like that.
They teach ball balancing. Stuff like that.
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Dec 9th 2009, 2:04 am
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Re: Can anyone recommend a decent Lion-tamer?
Dec 9th 2009, 2:05 am
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Dec 9th 2009, 2:14 am
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Re: Can anyone recommend a decent Lion-tamer?
Yes you have to watch the sea lions. Bunch of perverts really, but if you shave them and make them gargle with Listerine its not so bad.
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Dec 9th 2009, 2:16 am
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Re: Can anyone recommend a decent Lion-tamer?
Plus, even if you were crap in bed they would still give you a round of applause at the end