Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
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Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
Anyone else had a strange dream recently?
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
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Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
No, I don't think you need to check the garage, just restart those meds the nice men in white coats gave you!
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Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
Anyone else had a strange dream recently?
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
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Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
Is that so? Interesting thought - how can a turnip be evil? I know a beetroot can, they are all nasty, but a turnip?
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Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
Anyone else had a strange dream recently?
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
A spaceship full of short fat aliens with one eye were hovering over the bed trying to abduct my parner, his eyes were glowing red.
The scary part is then I woke up, about 5 mins later 2 red lights went up and over the house, flying off into the distance, at 3 am I was convinced it was a spaceship
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A spaceship full of short fat aliens with one eye were hovering over the bed trying to abduct my parner, his eyes were glowing red.
The scary part is then I woke up, about 5 mins later 2 red lights went up and over the house, flying off into the distance, at 3 am I was convinced it was a spaceship
The scary part is then I woke up, about 5 mins later 2 red lights went up and over the house, flying off into the distance, at 3 am I was convinced it was a spaceship
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Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
Anyone else had a strange dream recently?
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
I have no idea if the dream was spawned by Himself coming to bed late after watching the football and putting his flipping freezing hands on my stomach because 'you're so toasty', but I always have very vivid nightmares
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Saturday night I dreamed about zombies. They weren't your normal zombies, these ones thrust their hands into your stomach and had some strange ability to extract all the metal contained in your body, which would conglomerate into a mini statue of the person they'd pulled it from. (And yes, although trace elements of metal would only amount to a very small statue, these were all the size of an Oscar - no one said it had to be logical)
I have no idea if the dream was spawned by Himself coming to bed late after watching the football and putting his flipping freezing hands on my stomach because 'you're so toasty', but I always have very vivid nightmares
I have no idea if the dream was spawned by Himself coming to bed late after watching the football and putting his flipping freezing hands on my stomach because 'you're so toasty', but I always have very vivid nightmares
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One of my 5 year olds dreamed she was walking down the street and the rubbish truck arm picked her up and dumped her in the rubbish truck.
She then had to be persuaded that it was unlikely this would ever happen for real!
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She then had to be persuaded that it was unlikely this would ever happen for real!
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Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
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Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!
Anyone else had a strange dream recently?
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
Last night my OH was turned into a demon by an evil turnip
I managed to distract my possessed husband, kidnap the turnip in a box and run down to the garage with it. All the while it was spying me, through a slit, with it's one googly, evil eye.
Then I woke up --- so I wonder if I should check the garage for said evil turnip and/or brandish a cross at Adam (just to be on the safe side)
I always have weird dreams. Last night I dreamt that I kept coughing up this really green stuff that was made up of leaves and grass then I started to cough up blood
Few weeks ago I dreamt I was trapped with the kids in the cow byre back at my Mums, couldn't get out because there was a raging bull outside!
Another I've had is going through the boarding gate to board the plane and losing my hubby when there was nowhere for him to go! That was a really bad one, I remember running through the airport desperately looking for him and everyone was just ignoring me. Luckily I woke up and he was right there beside me
Most of mine involve the hubby and occasionally the kids and they are usually proper nightmare types where something bad happens to them and it's me crying in my sleep that wakes me up.
Google dream dictionary and try and figure out what it all means.
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