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Gobbledegeek Feb 25th 2008 1:10 am

The BE 'Bucket List'
 
So what's on your list of things to do before you kick the bucket.....presuming you have the time?

1. Start a thread on BE about top five things to do before you die - Check
2. Have my username changed to Gobbledegeek
3. Get fit enough to play a whole 80 minutes of rugby
4. Make a success of my newly established business
5. Bed Vanessa Paradis (while she sings Joe Le Taxi)

(4.5 Persuade Johnny Depp to grant me #5)

linloo Feb 25th 2008 1:26 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
This a good one :thumbsup: and I have sat here and thought about it and since the film came out! Do you know what, I am really happy with how things are going:thumbup: My OH and I would chat about things we would like to do and achive and so far we have we are managing them and coming up with things we would like to do again:D apart from giving up smoking and losing weight (which are going to get me making a bucket list) I am really happy with whats going on. I will sit and think some more but I feel really good about myself after that question, Ta:thumbsup:

Gobbledegeek Feb 25th 2008 1:33 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
...but ya gotta have dreams....?

I can't imagine anyone not having dreams, hopes or aspirations, no matter how happy one is with their lot. It doesn't necessarily have to be base jumping or sex with a Great White but it might be as unassuming or seemingly insignificant (to others) as teaching your cat to flush after using the toilet or learning how to crochet.

linloo Feb 25th 2008 1:36 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
Do you know I saw:rofl: the cat going to the loo thing in a pet shop with DVD to show you how, think I peed a little laughing so much!!

Gobbledegeek Feb 25th 2008 1:39 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
Meet the Fockers - Funny as...I love watching De Niro playing serious in a comedy.

linloo Feb 25th 2008 1:55 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
1. Get married on a paradise Island with Billy Connelly as the preacher (read about his marriage and it sounded fantastic):thumbsup:

2.Tell my ex boss what a waste of time she was and I didnt leave for personal reasons, it was her!!:curse:

3. Manage to have s*x in a mini again (Old type):wub:

4. Get the courage to go on the "incredible hulk" ride in Florida (just couldnt do it and really wanted too:confused:)

5. Still not decided on creamation or burial so ensure there is a glass coffin maker and OH is prepared to keep me in that until my mind is made up:eek:

Thats it and I am still thinking!! Honest

MarkMC Feb 25th 2008 7:44 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 

Originally Posted by Rhinotillexomaniac (Post 5980990)
So what's on your list of things to do before you kick the bucket.....presuming you have the time?
3. Get fit enough to play a whole 80 minutes of rugby

1. Sell this bloody house :curse:
2. Move to Oz and make use of the visa's :curse:
3. Dive with Great whites - got the bug at Oceanworld, Manly :thumbsup:
4. Think of a number 4
5. Play a whole 80 minutes and be fit enough to run to the breakdowns:eek:

Donna&Neil Feb 25th 2008 9:14 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
Hi I must say we went to see the film yesterday, just brilliant and so funny. Has made me start to contemplate, but not come up with anything as yet, may get back to you thou.

Donna

Nickie Feb 25th 2008 9:19 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
spend all my time looking at BE

and wait to go to ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:blink:
is there time for anything else

asher Feb 25th 2008 9:23 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
I have so many things

to go on a jetski
to see machu pichu
to see the Taj Mahal at dawn

to hold a grandchild:thumbsup:

Timber Floor Au Feb 25th 2008 9:30 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
1. try nasal delivery technology and not get a stiff upper lip / or sneeze ;)
2. overtake a national express coach !!!!
3. be accepted for penis reduction surgery.
4. get the wife her boob reduction surgery, she would look much better with just the two boobs :rofl:
5. run thru a cow paddock at dusk, with a blind fold on and not tread in any shit.

Ste

Nickie Feb 25th 2008 9:44 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 

Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au (Post 5982729)
1. try nasal delivery technology and not get a stiff upper lip / or sneeze ;)
2. overtake a national express coach !!!!
3. be accepted for penis reduction surgery.
4. get the wife her boob reduction surgery, she would look much better with just the two boobs :rofl:
5. run thru a cow paddock at dusk, with a blind fold on and not tread in any shit.

Ste

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Gobbledegeek Feb 25th 2008 11:43 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 

Originally Posted by MarkMC (Post 5982255)
5. Play a whole 80 minutes and be fit enough to run to the breakdowns:eek:

:eek: Surely not both?! :D I turned 40 in Dec and have been desperate to get started but just can't find the motivation :o Bloody useless! Good luck with your list though.

Gobbledegeek Feb 25th 2008 11:48 am

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 

Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au (Post 5982729)
1. try nasal delivery technology and not get a stiff upper lip / or sneeze ;)
2. overtake a national express coach !!!!
3. be accepted for penis reduction surgery.
4. get the wife her boob reduction surgery, she would look much better with just the two boobs :rofl:
5. run thru a cow paddock at dusk, with a blind fold on and not tread in any shit.

Ste

Very good :rofl: I could perhaps add another...'Wait for a bug-free secure browser from Microsoft' but doubt many would get it....the joke.....or the browser :p

Nerine Feb 25th 2008 1:02 pm

Re: The BE 'Bucket List'
 
1. See my kids grown-up and settled
2. Explore both the Egyptian and S.American pyramids
3. Get to at least the basecamp of Everest, maybe a bit higher
4. Do a deep-sea submarine dive
5. Experience weightlessness (in a free fall airplane)


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