scottishcelts

I'm off to the pub - i'll leave you to deal with the underwear

Broad Shoulders

where are you taking our kids?

scottishcelts

I'm not - you're dealing with them tonight, as usual.

Broad Shoulders

you're off to see that CallMeAl fella aren't you!

scottishcelts

- well, not tonight, though i was talking to him earlier!

Broad Shoulders

I've told you before. He walks around like he's the Godfather, but I guarantee he will treat you badly and no doubt hit you. Then we'll be calling you Scarface. I cannot stand the Scent of a Woman who has been playing around with guys like that. I tell you, you're only going to end up bearing the Heat somewhere down the line. Look, call me Devil's Advocate if you want but I'm just warning you of the dangers of that guy

scottishcelts

- it's the Tony Montana in him that I go for actually.

Broad Shoulders

You know what? F#$k you! How about that?

scottishcelts

that's more like it.

ANyway, how about your secret little crush you have on PP? huh, huh?

Broad Shoulders

yeah, well it's a secret. What PP and I have is special. Something that can only be understood by a stalker and his unsuspecting victim

scottishcelts

- she knows alright. I just didn't want to be the last to know, but i worked it out all by myself.

I don't care anyway

Juliecabs

Oooh, keep going you two. This is way better than Eastenders

Julie. x

scottishcelts

- he's away out, slammed the door and into the night - no doubt looking for some slutty tramp. Well, i tell you, i'm getting the locks changed, he aint getting back in here tonight.

Fancy popping round and i'll phone in a stripogram - using HIS credit card of course!

Juliecabs

Can you hang on for about 24 hours seeing as I'm in the UK? Or failing that I'll switch on the webcam and get a full frontal view

Julie. x

scottishcelts

I can wait, i'm in getting pished for a 3 day bender anyway.