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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
(Post 8719972)
* Move everyones lunch around in the fridge perhaps hide a few as well.
* Eat all the snacks out of the charity boxes and hide the evidence on peoples desks. * Sharpen all the pencils down to nothing. * Hide the coffee and watch people meltdown. *press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720260)
*start wearing leg warmers and skip around the office every hour on the hour
*press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
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Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720260)
*start wearing leg warmers and skip around the office every hour on the hour
*press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720260)
*start wearing leg warmers and skip around the office every hour on the hour
*press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by alistairboyle
(Post 8720282)
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WHEN will I wise up? |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by DeadVim
(Post 8720300)
It's all true, so true ... I mean fer fecks sake why am I doing this? Surely I should be escorting Swedish backpackers around Fraser Island for a living?!
WHEN will I wise up? |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by DeadVim
(Post 8720300)
It's all true, so true ... I mean fer fecks sake why am I doing this? Surely I should be escorting Swedish backpackers around Fraser Island for a living?!
WHEN will I wise up? |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
*Wander around the office with a tape measure making sure the walls are high enough
*Start a game of hide and seek with yourself - sit under someone else's desk, count to ten loudly and shout found you after a few minutes. *Implement a green policy and turn off everything electrical. *Ask the boss where he/she buys their clothes and gets their hair cut as you want to be ALOT more like them *Advertise on Seek for positions at your work and start recruiting people in other people's jobs |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
*Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".
*In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up". *Disappear into the toilets and emerge with your trousers over your head, then commence a 2 minute sprint around the office whilst holding your hands out to your side and making aeroplane noises. Return back to the toilets, get dressed again and return quietly to your seat as if nothing had happened. |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
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Put a pencil up each nostril, put your underpants over your head and say, "Wibble".
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720388)
*Wander around the office with a tape measure making sure the walls are high enough
*Start a game of hide and seek with yourself - sit under someone else's desk, count to ten loudly and shout found you after a few minutes. *Implement a green policy and turn off everything electrical. *Ask the boss where he/she buys their clothes and gets their hair cut as you want to be ALOT more like them *Advertise on Seek for positions at your work and start recruiting people in other people's jobs * Walk around the office with a coffee cup in your hand all day and see if anyone says anything. They wont! I did it for 3 years. :lol: * Swap peoples family photos around from desk to desk for a bit of a giggle. * Tell the old creepy guy from accounts that all the office girls thinks hes hot stuff. |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
(Post 8720419)
:rofl:
* Tell the old creepy guy from accounts that all the office girls thinks hes hot stuff. |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Spend the day apologising to people for stuff that you didn't go
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
You could always masturbate.:rofl:
True story, a guy where my friend works wanks constantly and once during lunch came into a slice of bread then ate it!!:scaredhair::scaredhair::scaredhair: |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by kelli28
(Post 8720481)
You could always masturbate.:rofl:
True story, a guy where my friend works wanks constantly and once during lunch came into a slice of bread then ate it!!:scaredhair::scaredhair::scaredhair: |
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