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Bored at work - suggestions?
I only know so many websites i can browse, plus some are blocked.
Any ideas what hidden gem like sites there are worth checking out or general good chit-chat forums etc (minus this one of course) I need some inspiration! Oh and i'm 30yrs old male from Manly :D |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Mate I know what you mean, I would relish some work about now lol
http://moneybin.itgo.com/games/drugdealer.htm try this link, the idea is to make as much cash in a month as possibe dealing drugs. It passes the time;) |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Quit the job and do something your passionate about.
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by harrip
(Post 8719266)
Quit the job and do something your passionate about.
The current bane of my working life, sorry :blink: |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by harrip
(Post 8719266)
Quit the job and do something your passionate about.
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by harrip
(Post 8719266)
Quit the job and do something your passionate about.
but for now i need new websites to read/enjoy and new places to chat etc |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Just put a cardboard cutout in front of your computer and nip off down to the beach :D
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by koalakim
(Post 8719311)
Just put a cardboard cutout in front of your computer and nip off down to the beach :D
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by DeadVim
(Post 8719268)
Web Hosting? You can't do any worse than WebCentral ... :D
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by andyjfletch
(Post 8719288)
i have - i start a new job in a week! :P
but for now i need new websites to read/enjoy and new places to chat etc |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by stevenglish
(Post 8719255)
Mate I know what you mean, I would relish some work about now lol
http://moneybin.itgo.com/games/drugdealer.htm try this link, the idea is to make as much cash in a month as possibe dealing drugs. It passes the time;) 'Web Page Blocked' |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Take a large stick to work, or something like a broom handle, and 'whittle' it down to a large pile of tinder over the course of the working week.
OK, its not a website . . . |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by harrip
(Post 8719346)
We're good - cause we're passionate about it :)
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Have a little nap, I'm sure no one would mind.
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
* Move everyones lunch around in the fridge perhaps hide a few as well.
* Eat all the snacks out of the charity boxes and hide the evidence on peoples desks. * Sharpen all the pencils down to nothing. * Hide the coffee and watch people meltdown. |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
(Post 8719972)
* Move everyones lunch around in the fridge perhaps hide a few as well.
* Eat all the snacks out of the charity boxes and hide the evidence on peoples desks. * Sharpen all the pencils down to nothing. * Hide the coffee and watch people meltdown. *press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720260)
*start wearing leg warmers and skip around the office every hour on the hour
*press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
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Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720260)
*start wearing leg warmers and skip around the office every hour on the hour
*press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720260)
*start wearing leg warmers and skip around the office every hour on the hour
*press the fire alarm *organise a meeting *tell everyone that tomorrow is bring your pet to work day *wear your underpants on the outside of your trousers |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by alistairboyle
(Post 8720282)
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WHEN will I wise up? |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by DeadVim
(Post 8720300)
It's all true, so true ... I mean fer fecks sake why am I doing this? Surely I should be escorting Swedish backpackers around Fraser Island for a living?!
WHEN will I wise up? |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by DeadVim
(Post 8720300)
It's all true, so true ... I mean fer fecks sake why am I doing this? Surely I should be escorting Swedish backpackers around Fraser Island for a living?!
WHEN will I wise up? |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
*Wander around the office with a tape measure making sure the walls are high enough
*Start a game of hide and seek with yourself - sit under someone else's desk, count to ten loudly and shout found you after a few minutes. *Implement a green policy and turn off everything electrical. *Ask the boss where he/she buys their clothes and gets their hair cut as you want to be ALOT more like them *Advertise on Seek for positions at your work and start recruiting people in other people's jobs |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
*Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".
*In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up". *Disappear into the toilets and emerge with your trousers over your head, then commence a 2 minute sprint around the office whilst holding your hands out to your side and making aeroplane noises. Return back to the toilets, get dressed again and return quietly to your seat as if nothing had happened. |
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Put a pencil up each nostril, put your underpants over your head and say, "Wibble".
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8720388)
*Wander around the office with a tape measure making sure the walls are high enough
*Start a game of hide and seek with yourself - sit under someone else's desk, count to ten loudly and shout found you after a few minutes. *Implement a green policy and turn off everything electrical. *Ask the boss where he/she buys their clothes and gets their hair cut as you want to be ALOT more like them *Advertise on Seek for positions at your work and start recruiting people in other people's jobs * Walk around the office with a coffee cup in your hand all day and see if anyone says anything. They wont! I did it for 3 years. :lol: * Swap peoples family photos around from desk to desk for a bit of a giggle. * Tell the old creepy guy from accounts that all the office girls thinks hes hot stuff. |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by Officer Dibble
(Post 8720419)
:rofl:
* Tell the old creepy guy from accounts that all the office girls thinks hes hot stuff. |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Spend the day apologising to people for stuff that you didn't go
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Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
You could always masturbate.:rofl:
True story, a guy where my friend works wanks constantly and once during lunch came into a slice of bread then ate it!!:scaredhair::scaredhair::scaredhair: |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by kelli28
(Post 8720481)
You could always masturbate.:rofl:
True story, a guy where my friend works wanks constantly and once during lunch came into a slice of bread then ate it!!:scaredhair::scaredhair::scaredhair: |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by kelli28
(Post 8720481)
You could always masturbate.:rofl:
True story, a guy where my friend works wanks constantly and once during lunch came into a slice of bread then ate it!!:scaredhair::scaredhair::scaredhair: |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Originally Posted by kelli28
(Post 8720481)
You could always masturbate.:rofl:
True story, a guy where my friend works wanks constantly and once during lunch came into a slice of bread then ate it!!:scaredhair::scaredhair::scaredhair: Anyways . . . if you're looking to waste a bot of time at work try this . . . http://www.miniclip.com/games/8-ball...-fire-pool/en/ |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
A few more:
*Walk around with a clip board and ask people to prove their identity. *Organise a stand up meeting - tell everyone this will be a very tough year and ask them to kneel and pray with you. End the prayer with the line "and we thank our Master and Overlord Satan for making the coming year so prosperous". *Have a Tsunami drill *Choose someone at random and say "I've been thinking about what you said yesterday and it's definitely not worth you going to jail over". *Download some George Formby music, make copies at your work computer and hand them out to other employees, saying "Sorry it took me so long" *Time yourself to see how long it takes to remove all of your clothes and put them back on inside out *It's an oldie but a goodie - start gossiping about yourself, refering to yourself in the third person. |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Retire!
Works for me... |
Re: Bored at work - suggestions?
Not only refering to yourself in the 3rd person, but also using really old confusing words. It really discombobulates them :rofl:
Say: " JTL will have that fixed for you interfrastically". You get a stunned silence.:D JTL
Originally Posted by diddy
(Post 8721967)
A few more:
*It's an oldie but a goodie - start gossiping about yourself, refering to yourself in the third person. |
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